BryceO retweeted
Wealthsimple Q3 update: We grew assets to $169B (+68% YoY) and raised $425M at a $13.8B valuation 🚀
More than 30,000 Canadian businesses now use Wealthsimple, and that number is growing fast!
BryceO retweeted
Really good.
First, register for Wealthsimple Presents. Then, request money from $wealthsimple using your Wealthsimple cash handle. In the note, tell us something good you’d use it for. Who knows? You just might get it. Register here: wealthsimple.com/en-ca/prese…
BryceO retweeted
Request and you might receive.
Register for Wealthsimple Presents. Request your good thing from $wealthsimple. Watch the livestream on November 5 at 12pm ET to find out if we’re making your good thing happen. T&Cs apply.
$STRC back to par is imminent
BryceO retweeted
$STRC upgrades:
✅ USD Reserve (Dec'25)
✅ Active buybacks (Jun'26)
✅ Daily dividends (Oct'26)
This is a powerful upgrade to $STRC and digital credit. Thank you.
BryceO retweeted
i’m giving one of you a fucking ROLEX
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BryceO retweeted
Introducing Bitwater: the water heater element that mines Bitcoin.
It screws into the electric tank you already have.
Physically decentralized mining that runs no matter what 🧵
Heat water. Mine Bitcoin. Same tank.
I need a box of hot honey asap @john
















