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Buck Dancer, MD 🫀🫁

@BuckDancerMD

Intensivist. Pulmonologist. Inventor of mitochondria. Inventor of the nucleus. Inventor of the ribosome (all subunits). Inventor of the lysosome as a drug

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Joined May 2019
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Gonna keep this “Medicine- Nat Geo edition” going The cardiologist after being consulted for a troponin of 0.04
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Why’s this look like a neurologist that just got consulted for altered mental status
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Same is true about doctor reviews 😂
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I only eat at Chinese restaurants with 3.5 stars on Yelp
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Bro, if he aspirates, I’ll fix it in real time!
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Blocking a procedure cause the patient wasn’t NPO (when there will be an ETT and a bronchoscope in the airway) is so insane to me
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Few days ago, everyone in the clinic called out (COVID) I was the only one left Patients waiting ..Warned in advance, apologized when I saw them Still, 1 star reviews rolling in “the doctors not the problem but..”
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Have never hated something so much in my life
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Me when someone says maintenance fluids
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Batman after I fib on the problem list so the patient gets approved for a medication
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Me: This patient needs a CT - Insurance: start w an x-ray The thing I’m looking for wont show up on an x-ray - I: best I can do is x-ray X-ray done. Need that CT now - I: no..x-ray was normal
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Insurance when you order any medication that costs more than $10
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Me neglecting the ICU when admin rolls in that free resiliency pizza
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Insurance when you order any medication that costs more than $10
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Me: Can anyone cover me for next weekend? My coworkers: xitter.gq/ArseQueef/status/15494…
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