Tom 🚢

release notes are the one marketing channel apple can't throttle. "bug fixes and improvements" is a confession that you gave up.

nobody downloads your app because of your roadmap. they download it because one screenshot answered the exact problem they had at 11pm.

i used to think marketing was the gross part. shipping in silence is grosser. nobody ever bought an app out of respect for how quiet the launch was.

the model picker is the new settings page nobody asked for. just make the default one good and stop making me do homework before i can ask a question.

agents don't fail loudly. they fail politely, in complete sentences, while doing the wrong thing with total confidence. the log reads like a crime scene with good grammar.

every ai subscription quietly lowering limits while raising prices is just cable tv with tokens. we speedran the whole enshittification cycle in 18 months.