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Dojyaaaan Age:16 (minor) Freakypost here and there uhh idk that's it

Joined March 2026
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Heyyy guys here's the new straw page for any curious curses or non mean sorcerer s who wanna learn about me celebrationstatin.straw.page #jjk #mahiarmy #disastercurses
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Guys guess what I'm getting a puppy this Friday I'm gonna name him plibble(nickname: peenar)
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Vote for me and I'll make it happen
i want to stop with these gooner tweets but why is there still not a single fic or art of Valentine in a stuck in wall scenario like his ass is so fat that it breaks D4C for a moment and he gets stuck between two worlds and umm yeah ughm
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"use your words puppy" mmmph... woof woof arf... arf... rrruff.. wrruff.. woof.. wrrroof..🐾👀 #puppy #puppygirl #puppytwt
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force masc force fem.. but what about force puppy ....slowly training a guy into being a puppy
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ME ME IM MOMMY'S GOOD BOY RUFF RUFF
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A puppyboy without a praise kink is like an angel with no wings
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Duuuude I was at boxing today and I met this rlly cute girl and I didn't rlly get to talking to her much but I'm hoping I see her more soon and we can talk a lil more
🤖 Made with AI
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drugging u on the first date nd keeping u locked up in a pretty cage in my basement:3 telling my family and friends to mind the noise bc i just adopted a new puppy ^__^
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You see it is my strongest belief that one should not remain stagnant after they have made a mistake and attempt to learn from that mistake as you cannot fix the mistakes of the past but you can use them to make the steps to a bright future more sturdy
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I like whimper audios. Thats it. Thats the tweet
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the urge to sexualize myself for attention and affection
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We're together, talking, laughing at some dumb joke Then you hear it "Mind your manners, dear." Instantly you fix your posture, your face becomes stern and you apologize for your misbehavior And ask if there's anything you can do for me, like a well mannered individual should
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do you ever get cuddle frustrated? Not sexually frustrated, but just get really frustrated and asdfghklg because you’re not cuddling someone right now and you just really need to feel someone with their arms around you and bury your face in their neck and just feel them close.
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i wanna hear someone praise me and tell me im a good puppy:(
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you can't vc with a girl with a pretty voice because she'll use your weakness against you and suddenly you're chopping down trees in her Minecraft world whilst she calls you a good dog.
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boys who ask for permission before doing something are actually so cute… like yes pretty boy, manners look good on you ^^
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cmere so i can play with ur hair and call u a good boy
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I think there should be goverment mandatory cougars that are kinda iffy on consent that slip stuff in ur drinks and then feign like they’re tryna help you but are rlly just feeling all over ur body until your breathing really heavy and you can smell the heavy perfume on them
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