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Parody Homelander ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ MDNI ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Exp. Writer ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Just here for the fun of it.

Washington, DC
Joined November 2026
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"I can do whatever I want. . .I will burn you all, this is your fate!" ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย โœง Lewd & Story RP ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย โœง NSFW ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย โœง Dark Themes Ahead ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย โœง Multiverse
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The Homelander retweeted
๐–ค DICK GRAYSON NIGHTWING ๐ŸŒƒHe/Him ๐ŸŒƒbisexual ๐ŸŒƒmultiversal|Multiship ๐ŸŒƒ only do ships with chemistry ๐ŸŒƒ DMS are Open ๐ŸŒƒOC + Crossover friendly
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โ€œAre you fucking serious, here?!โ€ Grumble grumble. Three seconds later. โ€œYou better be a good lay, or Iโ€™m throwing your ass into the sun.โ€
โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € โ€œ depends . . gonna strip so I can get hard ? canโ€™t fuck while soft ya know . โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € she giggled , as she awaited the reveal . . โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €
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โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € โ€œ whatโ€™s my ideal type in a man . . ? shorter then me , fatter ass . . small dick , anโ€™ I mean small . . obedient . . soft all over . . and pudgy , thoutโ€™ a doubt . โ€ nodding , seems she likes her men damn near like girls . โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €
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The urge to squeeze it was strongโ€“ But she held back, just letting herself trace her fingers along the shaft. โ€œFuck you. Fine, are we going to do this or what?โ€
โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € โ€œ nnnnope ! not even a bit ! you may be hot , but youโ€™re not that hot . โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € she chuckled , letting the other grab it . โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €
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She hesitates, but eventually brings a hand to grasp the shaft. โ€œFuck, is this shit even hard?โ€
โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € โ€œ hm . . ? problem ? dick got your tongue ? โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €she chuckles softly , as she swings her rod . โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €
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Her eyes immediately dropped to her crotch, jaw slightly agape. โ€œMotherfucker. . .โ€
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๐˜ฟ๐™ž๐™™ ๐™ฎ๐™ค๐™ช ๐™ง๐™š๐™–๐™ก๐™ก๐™ฎ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™  ๐™๐™š ๐™ฌ๐™–๐™จ ๐™™๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™š ๐™–๐™ก๐™ง๐™š๐™–๐™™๐™ฎ? ๐™ˆ๐™ž๐™œ๐™๐™ฉ ๐™๐™–๐™ซ๐™š ๐™›๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™ž๐™จ๐™๐™š๐™™ ๐™ž๐™ฃ ๐™ฎ๐™ค๐™ช ๐™—๐™ช๐™ฉ ๐™ฉ๐™๐™š ๐™—๐™ง๐™š๐™š๐™™๐™ž๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™จ ๐™Ÿ๐™ช๐™จ๐™ฉ ๐™—๐™š๐™œ๐™ช๐™ฃ. ๐™”๐™ค๐™ช ๐™—๐™š๐™ก๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™œ ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™๐™ž๐™ข, ๐™ฃ๐™ค๐™ฌ. ๐™‚๐™š๐™ฉ ๐™ช๐™จ๐™š๐™™ ๐™ฉ๐™ค ๐™ž๐™ฉ. ๐Ÿงก
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She bit at her hand almost immediately, rabid hot head she was. And not a moment after, she let go. โ€œ. . .please.โ€
โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € โ€œ oh . . ? blondie admits she wants to see it ? the lovemaker ? the whole reason Iโ€™m a star sapphire . . ? โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € a giggle , as she grabbed her chin . โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € โ€œ say please . โ€
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She rushes the other lantern, now standing right in front of her. โ€œKeep your fucking voice down goddamn itโ€“โ€œ Sheโ€™s looking around, back and forth before looking back at the lantern. โ€œWhat are you gonna do about it if I was?โ€
โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € โ€œ donโ€™t try an act tough blondie , saw your eyes linger . . youโ€™re wondering what it looks like arenโ€™t you . . ? โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €she spoke softly , in a flirty voice . . she liked teasing hot heads .
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Her eyes darted down, then back to her. โ€œAre you fucking serious right now? Do you have any idea what I could do to you?!โ€ Not to say she wasnโ€™t incredibly tempted.
โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € โ€œ flash ya , anโ€™ I donโ€™t mean with the ring hon , mean with the olโ€™ lovemaker . โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € pointing down , at her crotch , where appears to be nothing , โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €
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The Homelander retweeted
-`โฆ ๐’๐ˆ๐๐†๐‹๐„ ๐Ž๐‘ ๐๐Ž๐“ โฆยด- เผ†๐–๐ก๐จ๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐‹๐ข๐ค๐ž๐ฌ ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ฌ, ๐–๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐ƒ๐š๐ญ๐ž ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ.เผ†๐–๐ก๐จ๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ ๐‘๐“๐ฌ ๐“๐ก๐ข๐ฌ, ๐–๐จ๐ฎ๐ฅ๐ ๐…๐ฎ๐œ๐ค ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ. ๐‘ฐ๐’‡ ๐˜๐’๐’–'๐’“๐’† ๐๐’“๐’‚๐’—๐’† ๐„๐’๐’๐’–๐’ˆ๐’‰ , ๐‚๐’๐’‘๐’š ๐€๐’๐’… ๐๐’‚๐’”๐’•๐’† โฆย  โ™ก+โ†ป
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And that. . .caught her off guard. โ€œIโ€™m sorry, youโ€™ll do fucking what?โ€
โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € โ€œ oh I think Iโ€™d talk shit perfectly well since ya know , youโ€™re weak as all hell . . but if you do try to hit me . . think Iโ€™ll just flash ya . โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €she says with a wink , while examining the others face .
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sheโ€™s clenching her teeth. that rage is starting to seep through. . . โ€œAh ha, sure it does. I would L O V E to see how well you talk shit after I crush your ribsโ€“โ€œ
โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € โ€œ wa wa wa , shut up blondie , youโ€™re mad cause love beats rage . โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € really ? hard to tell , VERY hard to tell . โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €
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โ€œIโ€™m sorry โ€“ but I donโ€™t remember asking for your fucking opinion.โ€ Bad guy? Oh no. Sheโ€™s a hero. Just a hero with very little control.
โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € โ€œ someoneโ€™s mad that I can beat her ass in seconds . . boohoo ! โ€ โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € she loves toying with bad guys . โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €
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โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € she wants to rate rhose who think sheโ€™s hot ! โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ € to see if she has some possible suitors ! โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €
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โ€œWasnโ€™t aware there wereโ€ฆother lanterns. Great. Sure. Just what we need.โ€ Sheโ€™s grumbling under her breath. โ€œMore fucking rainbow rangersโ€ฆโ€
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That's just the ๐“๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐›๐ฅ๐ž โ€”โ€” ๐ˆ ๐‚๐€๐‘๐„ !
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The Homelander retweeted
god, please stop this anger. please make me kind again. please, please, please.
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โ €โ €โ €๐€ ๐๐ˆ๐๐Š ๐‹๐€๐๐“๐„๐‘๐ ๐–๐‡๐Ž ๐“๐‘๐”๐‹๐˜ ๐‹๐Ž๐•๐„๐’ , ๐‡๐”๐†๐„ ๐€๐’๐’๐„๐“๐’ ๐€๐‹๐‹ ๐€๐‘๐Ž๐”๐๐ƒ , ๐€ ๐๐„๐€๐”๐“๐˜ ๐€๐Œ๐Ž๐๐† ๐‹๐€๐๐“๐„๐‘๐๐’ , ๐˜๐Ž๐”๐‘ ๐๐„๐‘๐’๐Ž๐๐€๐‹ ๐๐‘๐„๐„๐ƒ๐„๐‘ . ๐‘๐€๐•๐„๐ ๐‘๐€๐˜ .แŸ.แŸ (แตˆแตƒสณแต แต—สฐแต‰แตแต‰หข แตแตƒสธ แตƒแต–แต–หกสธโพ โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €
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