Collin Burns

@instagram birthday present to me was locking me out of my account for no reason and with no way to get into contact with them! 10 years worth of content on the app - hopefully can get it back.

How am I suppose to live, laugh, love a pumpkin spice latte when it’s 87 degrees out still??? Ready for fall.

Making moves.

First 2022 bathroom mirror pic.

Time for a change 💇🏻‍♂️ what do y’all think?

Kim K after Paris Fashion Week.

When you see someone eating a string cheese like it’s a damn jerky stick.

Welcome to APT 619

Facebook: so and so got engaged Me:

The last guy has definitely sucked dick.

College prepared me for a lot including throwing back liquid DayQuil like its a $1 rail tequila shot from Summit on a Tuesday.

Boss: are you feeling refreshed after the 3 day weekend? *thinks about the 3 day binger I went on. Me: oh absolutely!

Me. I’m that basic bitch🍂🍁

On the real if my mom isn’t consumed with emotions and crying after reading the birthday card I got her...I’m going to be pissed.

Me because my broke ass still doesn’t have air pods.

Me walking out of Plato’s Closet as I just sold 20 things for $10.57

Not to be dramatic but I’m one failed exam away from signing my name in the devil’s book if it means good grades, abs, and a stupid amount of money.

Ask me how many times I’ve listened to 22 by Taylor Swift today.

Want to destroy your emotional stability today? Listen to “I’ll never love again” You’re welcome.