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You’re busy scrolling through hashtags and I’m out here putting in work all-day. You’re either down with our vision or I put you A-Town Down. ⤷ @_Theory1 fan.

I’m in it.
Joined December 2012
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Took me a second
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when ur a grown ass man but u genuinely got a fat ass butt
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Yo bro, you stroking?
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4 years ago today was one of Vince McMahon’s final RAW main event as Chairman of WWE The show closed with Bobby Lashley and Austin Theory in a pose off to end the night 😂 (2022)
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woke up today thinking about how plankton has to watch porn on his wife
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My Theory💪🏻 #TheoryMotivation
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bottoming.
WHAT’S IT CALLED WHEN YOU CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE BUT YOU KEEP TAKING IT ??
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Logan Paul told Austin Theory about his torn triceps in the middle of the match 💭
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My balls smell so good after the gym
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TOTAL CHAOS and @WWERollins STILL kicks out!!!!
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Otra vez Austin Theory hablando con Maxxine Dupri de fondo. Llevan tres años así xd #WWERAW
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Some people learn by listening. The Vision learns by winning. #WWEClash
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You know what's funny? Everybody's acting shocked about what happened last week. Like they couldn't believe Austin Theory snapped. Really? Have you not been paying attention? @ApplaudMyEncore wants to stand in the middle of the ring singing songs about @HumbleUpHaters.
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You know what's funny? Everybody's acting shocked about what happened last week. Like they couldn't believe Austin Theory snapped. Really? Have you not been paying attention? @ApplaudMyEncore wants to stand in the middle of the ring singing songs about @HumbleUpHaters.
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That's cute. That's real cute. But here's a little life lesson: if you're gonna put my partner's name in your mouth, don't be surprised when I put a chair in your back. Oh wait, that’s exactly what I did!
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See, everybody thinks Logan being hurt is supposed to slow us down. That's what the Profits think, but that's because they're looking at The Vision all wrong. They see one guy missing and think the whole machine stops working. We still run Monday Night #WWERaw.
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Currently putting this to good use. I love bed rest. 😈
Left my wallet at the gym, can someone Cashapp me $99.25?
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*wraps my big butt around your leg and flexes my butt hole against your skin a little*
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