Butt 'Vader (@ButtVader) profile picture

I am a Sphincterian, from a small moon that orbits the System's 7th planet, currently marooned on this bizarre planet.

Earth
Joined November 2011
Poor Butt Vader is forever trapped on earth. Oh well, it was fun to create so much fuel back in the day.
Butt Vader is being pulled from the Google store. It was a nice run, but I guess Butt Vader will never get enough fuel to return home.
Re: STAR WARS VII rumors. EVERYONE gets "considered" for EVERYTHING. Steve McQueen was "considered" for SUPERMAN in the 70's. Non-story.
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Check out the new edition of the Space Launch System Monthly Highlights - nasa.gov/exploration/systems… (via @NASA)
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Take a glimpse at THE NIGHTMARE AFFAIR by @mindeearnett! bit.ly/ZgaEEN
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Can you RT and help a very original UK Monster movie reach its funding goal in next 6 days. ow.ly/1S30Br
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The Hottest Stories Right Now! perez.ly/WipCTq
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The K-State Mask: KU Pregame Inspiration fb.me/vD8vrAwP
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I posted a new photo to Facebook fb.me/1UbQ2gb0M
The earthlings have figured out my plan for #poo. Check out this link for more info... fb.me/15qhjrOBp
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Quest for #poo going slowly. Plans to return home by All Squiddler's Day not looking good. Bummer!
This is a trick I would like to see! fb.me/1gpoRfmrr
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Earthlings have discovered the legendary whale poo! I must collect it before they crap away this golden... fb.me/JiUbU1js
The following changes have been added in Version 2.3 of Butt Vader of the Google Play Market (Coming to Amazon... fb.me/1wtkScY7E
#Butt Jelly. Rare, clear, and will congeal. Also know as Butt Jam. Not a good lubricant, but has concentrated fuel pontential.
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Keep running into 2 girls that fill a cup and then empty it. Please convince them to give the #poo to Butt Vader instead.
I'd like to buy the world some poo. If only everyone loved poo as much as I do, then the world would be a perfect fit for me and you.
Floaters clog the forward injectors. Help your alien friend and avoid high fiber diets!