Buttensor

@LaunchonSF built the treadmill. The forehead is trying to run it into the Million Dollar Club. $BUTT $STONK

PURR joined the flywheel. ButTensor misunderstood “buyback and burn” and brought a forehead big enough to stop the whole machine. 🧠🐈 $BUTT $PURR $STONK $ZCAT $TAO $NEAR $VVV $HYPE $ZEC

NEARKAT found the tunnel. ButTensor brought enough forehead to map the whole network. 🧠🐾 $BUTT $NEARKAT

Wall Street meets on-chain markets. 🔔 NYSE owner ICE and Trade[XYZ] plan regulated 24/7 perpetual futures. Druckenmiller invested. Musk replied: “Interesting.” BUTT rings the bell—in this satirical visual, not a real NYSE ceremony. 🧠 $HYPE $TAO $BUTT $Stonk $Zcat

TAO Whitepaper 🧠 Why do specialized subnets matter? Bittensor lets independent communities build AI markets for different tasks—from language and code to compute and beyond. Different problems. Different incentives. One connected ecosystem. $Butt $Stonk $Zcat

THE BIG SHORT 🧠📉 Everyone was buying the dip. @rohunvora @frankdegods was shorting the entire market. $BUTT brought the popcorn. ZCAT brought the leverage. 💀 When everyone panics, the biggest brain stays calm. xitter.gq/i/status/2115363534011… $Butt $Stonk $Zcat

Yesterday: wanted by Vice City police. 🚁 Today: champagne on a yacht. 🥂 AudaCity handles the escape. BUTT handles the lifestyle. GTA VI hasn't even started and we're already in the endgame. 😂 $Butt $Stonk $Zcat $GTA6 $GTAVI $DACITY

Funds are SAFU. Butt network secured. $Butt $tao $Stonk $eth $aave $usdc $usdt $binance $bnb

Yeah…… $Butt $stonk $dacity $Gtavi

THE DeGODS TIME HEIST 🧠⏳ @rohunvora @frankdegods broke into the vault outside time itself. The prize? The $TAO master key. The mastermind? $BUTT, obviously. 💀 No clocks. No limits. Just bigger brains. $Butt $Stonk $Zcat

Vice City air traffic control has a problem. ✈️🚨 AudaCity brought the plane. BUTT brought the forehead. The police brought absolutely no chance of catching them. 😂 GTA VI energy. Maximum chaos. $Butt $Stonk $Zcat $GTA6 $GTAVI $DACITY

Lets run this city. $Butt $Stonk $zcat $Dacity

Hey @LaunchOnSF, fixed it for you $Butt $Stonk $Zcat $Tao

TAO Whitepaper 🧠 Why does staking matter in Bittensor? Validators evaluate miners’ work, but their influence isn't equal: stake helps determine the weight of their assessments. The challenge is rewarding useful intelligence while resisting manipulation. $Butt $Stonk $Zcat

TAO Whitepaper 🧠 How are rewards distributed on Bittensor? Miners compete to deliver useful work. Validators evaluate their contributions, and the network’s incentive mechanisms help determine how TAO rewards are allocated. $Butt $Stonk $Zcat

BREAKING: The Ballon d’Or has a new category. 🏆🧠 Best forehead in world football. BUTT won unanimously. ZCAT collected the trophy. The entire front row demanded a recount. 😂 $Butt $Stonk $Zcat

MARS HAS BEEN BUTTENSORIZED 🧠🚀 @rohunvora @frankdegods took the $TAO network off-world. $BUTT planted the flag. ZCAT claimed the first Martian subnet. 💀 Earth was just the tutorial. $Butt $Stonk $Zcat

🧠 What is eTAO? Bittensor subnets used to split alpha rewards 18% owners / 41% validators / 41% miners. Now owners can tailor incentives—for example 18/20/62—to reward more miners while protecting Root stakers. Same total emissions, smarter allocation. $Butt $Stonk $Zcat

Community said yes. Can I get in touch with the ones involved in the Dex and Stonk profiles?

Shall we become the official face of $BUTT?

i believe you believe Welcome @Drallio, you just got ButTensorized 🧠🍑 $Butt $Tao $Stonk @LaunchOnSF