Nick D retweeted
people think all rhode islanders are like family guy but really all rhode islanders are just different shades of Charlie Kelly
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Everyone has had a petty tyrant boss. Everyone’s had their fate determined by a dumb asshole that’s wrong about everything and twice as loud. What’s surprising is that so many of us look at that piece of shit and hope “one day, that’ll be me”
Nick D retweeted
too many generic kid names like "chris" and "jake" out there. if i had a son i'd name him something bad ass. like "the shovel"
Nick D retweeted
dudes will be like "real bassists don't play with a pick" and then proceed to be the worst bassist you've ever heard in your goddamn life
Nick D retweeted
I cant believe people are giving me shit for liking and listening to my own bands, cause I listed my bands in my five favorite bands. If u don’t like your own band then why be in it
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Someone in my Norwegian class didn't know the word for cowboys so called them 'American horse pirates' and I've been laughing about it for about an hour.
Nick D retweeted
Somehow, it has taken me at least half of my life to realize that when David Lee Roth wrote “Yankee Rose,” he was talking about having sex with the Statue of Liberty. Absolute legend
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Replying to @fancypetetoms
My favorite Trent Reznor myth is that he sold his drummer so he could buy more cocaine and that's why they used a drum machine.


















