“CPA” in “finance” | Reply unc
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This is so fucked up I just bought a brand new watch from a Congolese guy on Canal st. and two midgets (5’1 and 5’6) just stole it from me
Bars like these are great, I’ll stare at this for 12 minutes, tell the bartender “I’m not quite ready yet” three times and then eventually just say “yeah man I’ll just have a Guinness I guess thanks”
ordering a “kwa-SOHN” at my local Brooklyn deli and correcting the Latino worker who asks if I meant croissant
What fascinates me is the complete lack of consideration for taxpayers expected to subsidize a $356,000 education.
Not one thought about whether society benefits from a degree the job market doesn’t value. Just the assumption that strangers should pay because you want them to
My student loans were taken out based on generous income based repayment plans with monthly payments of around $500.
Now thanks to Trump killing off the SAVE plan for no reason but he hated Biden it will be ballooning to $1400 a month and will end up at 4Xs the loan amounts.
How do I sue for breech of contract??
Patriot
The husband returned home early from work and discovered the man wearing only his underwear in bed with his wife and the couple's two young children. on.nbcboston.com/FzcnHqY
I've spent years training this algorithm to show me only things I already agree with & now some asshole with a source is trying to undo all that work
sick of Community Notes forcing me to confront reality. If I wanted facts I wouldn't be on this app
Let me live in my bubble
9 hours into standing up for women's sports at the office and haven't received so much as a thank you.
Starting to understand what women go through
Wake up babe, Fleshlight dropped a brand new model
"Dune 3" popcorn buckets have been revealed by AMC Theatres.
One of the designs is a “Double Sandworm” collectable featuring two Shai-Hulud, “making it easier to share” popcorn.
variety.com/2026/film/news/d…
8am. Just cracked my first beer pregaming for the WNBA finals tip at 12:30.
My VP may not support women, but I refuse to let his misogyny interfere with my alcoholism
Pretty impressive averages for a 16 year old:
29.8 points
12.1 rebounds
10.5 assists
4.0 Minneapolis day cares owned
I’m deeply invested in finding out what kind of “rudimentary shopping bag” he used. Was it an old school plastic one that’s illegal in NYC, or is he more performative and used like a Strand bookstore tote? Maybe he’s modest and it’s the red reusable Target one.
Poll below 👇
"Braden was sexually educated by porn and, insecure about his penis and having never seen Austin Powers, he got earnestly into penis pumps and began diversifying his natural penis-enlargement techniques from the rudimentary weighted shopping bag."
unherd.com/2026/10/the-downf…
FHA doesn’t lend, it’s self-financed and provides insurance on the loans originated by private lenders. And how is it self-financed?
You guessed it, with mortgage insurance premiums paid by the borrowers
“The Atlanta Dream has earned the right to be taken seriously”
Dream ownership on arena situation in open letter to Atlanta:
"Two months ago, when the WNBA finalized playoff dates and times, we raised concerns that the W Finals schedule conflicted with NBA games at State Farm Arena ... Our concerns did not receive the attention, nor the urgency that they deserved."
