spicy nachos

My dad was born poor in CDMX and this is where he bought/built our first house Now im a lawyer and just bought a truck worth more than the house I grew up in This is the greatest country in the history of the planet and there's not a damn thing you can say to change my mind 🇺🇸

My son had his last game of the season today. 3 minutes into the game we knew it was gunna be one where we felt bad for the other parents

Just voted in his hometown in a building named after him 🇺🇸🤙🏽

Fun scrimmage last night. Tactical adjustment: told him to press high aggressively and force a mistake He executed and it led to our teams only goal. Proud af

Can't start em too early

Its 82 degrees outside and ive got a fire going That's fuck you money

Just tried to race my son from my truck to the door Got a cramp in my thigh on the 1st step Untold psychological damage has been done

Moms been arrested

Turn signals must be anti-feminist or something

Just realized im so unfamiliar with my father's jovial side that everytime I hear him talk to my kids over the phone I wonder if he's drunk

Was walking in the lobby of Hilton Anatolia in Dallas recently. I was wearing a Miami casemiro jersey and my son a barca yamal jersey Some white guy walks by and says "we got some messi fans!🍻" I look at my wife and say, "I told you, exactly why I dont want a messi jersey"

My boy looking like ed reed coming down from a single high look to pick off a pass and take it to pay dirt

My son and the coach's son have developed a rivalry. They go hard and HATE losing battles to each other Yesterday hands started flying after my boy won a battle Emotions running high He's growing up so fast 😢

Played pickup soccer 5v5 last night. First time I've played any soccer in 15 years Its a business decision everytime I go to operate the pedals in my truck

People who are REALLY into Halloween are usually weird

Just absolutely COLD stutter step

A couple months ago a doctor saw this child and didnt report it. The doctor that finally did report it a couple of weeks ago tried to retract the report a week later. Wtf is this behavior

My wife just met with a child she was appointed ad litem to. The child is 5yrs old and weighs 18lbs She is shook up to say the least

My wife is cooking dinner My son: "when i get back from going potty it better be ready"

From the training ground straight to the arena