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Michigan State Alum | 7x Deans List | “The Face of Michigan State” | Keider Montero’s Biggest Fan | Satire

Joined December 2022
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One. More. Sleep. Fuck em. #GoGreen
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Charles Barkley, YOU have been canceled. RELEASE THE #BarkleyFiles
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My friend made me place brown/jets over in church. I’m going to hell
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Oh my god. Pat McAfee picked Georgia! CINEMA!!
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Maybe the hangover was the friends we made along the way
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Does Michigan ever play on the road?
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Life if Chuck Brantley never intercepted that pass
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I’m not going crazy, right?
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Passing Defense vs Rushing Defense Through Week 2 (Power 4)
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Fraud Chart | Week 2
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I am still waiting for all the facts to come out to decide who won a football game last Saturday
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I found 175 college football field storms since 2019. No team had a sadder storm field than Michigan (-27.5) last night and Michigan holds two of the three saddest field storms. (Will continue to chart more field storms in prior years. This is my new quest)
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Those refs in the Michigan game were Larping me after I missed a “buzzer beater” in my “NCAA National Championship Game” by myself in my driveway as a kid
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Ya… Michigan fans🫵🏼🤣
19 is about to shut a lot of people up #GoBlue〽️
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Luckily, this game is a win-win for 90% of Michigan fans.
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The Detroit Tigers are 3-13 since I moved and had to buy MLB TV to watch them. In the same length 16-game stretch before I moved, the Tigers were 10-6 Am I the issue? @TigersData
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Fiddlehead ball knower
I drank 13 beers and ate a handful of gummies and smoked 4 spliffs and made chicken taquitos
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