Cameron Buchholtz

Whoah! My new EP ‘Model Citizen - Zero Discipline’ is now available! Download it, stream it, or buy a cassette here: smarturl.it/buchholtzEP – at Oklahoma City, OK

Blasting so much ETID today in honor of Andy Williams. This was the first time I saw them and it blew my 18 year old mind. Managed to dig up these two photos I took at the show with my crappy Kodak digicam. Plus the only piece of wrestling memorabilia that I own.

Taco Cabana ass playoff shirts.

Can’t wait for all the complaints when I inevitably start calling the new Continental Coliseum arena “The Cont” on air.

I’m headlining my home club for the first time next month.

Happy first day of fast food fish sandwich season to all who celebrate.

As a Calvin & Hobbes obsessed kid I once bought a Dilbert book. The Barnes & Noble clerk asked me “Are you sure you want this?” and then that same clerk processed my return a few days later.

Pretty certain Wolfgang Van Halen is going to be taking over Dave Grohl’s “token rock guy” spot at every major music industry event.

There is no Creed III, it was called Weathered.

I’m not safe from being annoyed at notifications of people marking themselves safe from a storm in which literally every one was safe.

Happy start of fast food fish sandwich season to all who celebrate.

M&M’s out there making all those changes, while Fun Dip is still just expecting us to stick their “Lik-a-Stix”into “Diddly Dip” without concern.

You can’t trust people who like “Christmas Vacation” more than “Vacation.”

Six years ago I performed at my own company’s Christmas party. I pretty much bombed, people got offended, and I made one coworker cry. We haven’t had a Christmas party since.

I wish I would’ve been in the room when the AC/DC dudes figured out that “Mistress” rhymes with “Christmas” so I could’ve joined in on all the high fives.

‘Ain’t’ Songs Ranked: 1) Talkin’ Bout Love 2) No Sunshine 3) T’’ed Love 4) No Mountain High Enough 5) Too Proud to Beg 6) No Rest for the Wicked

You can tell how much I’ve had to drink by my opinion of Van Halen among the greatest bands of all time: Sober: Top Ten Drunk : Top Five Shitfaced: GOAT

Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.

Shout out to all the bands that still have the ‘Compact Disc - Digital Audio’ logo on their Spotify album artwork.

As we’re approaching Thanksgiving, it’s important to remember that none of your relatives actually make ‘famous’ food.

I started counting my calories, not to diet, just to be more aware of my health, and it’s clear the app I’m using is just for losing weight because it doesn’t have listings for things like ‘Braum’s Triple Dip Pecan Praline Cake Sundae’ or ‘Jägermeister.’