Writer, poet, die-hard Chelsea 💙Luiz. Married to infamous Mr Non-Footy.
Cambridge UK
Joined January 2014
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I’m on a customisation binge atm. I haven’t done anything much all summer & now I’m in overload mode 🫣🤣💙⚽️
Hey @Primark sort your sizing out please. I am no more than a size 10 & these tops are S & M & there’s only 1.5 inches difference in bust size. The M is still snug. You telling me I need a LARGE? I’m not a large anywhere else on the high street. You’re not even best value now 😡
Wow, a win and a clean sheet, who’d have thunk it! Hope everyone up at the Hillbilly Dicky Thingy Doo Dah stadium has a safe journey home. I’m on my sickbed (or rather, sofa.) Deliberately stayed off here because you get too many negative Normans & Nellies in match days. 💙⚽️👏
So Chelsea Pride put on a craft activity in the Tea Bar last Saturday. You might know I’d want to customise another jacket with the patches I chose & added a few of my own. During the week I sourced the perfect jacket. Work in progress 💙⚽️
A wonderful night @alanfletcher. Thank you to you and your lovely Jen & the band for a great time, lovely chatting, hope to see you next time, lots of love 🥰 xxx
I get that it’s entertaining @bbc606 but you’re having so many people on tonight who can’t string a sentence together, especially John. Does he need counselling? He sounds like he needs it 🫣🤣
I wish so much that people would understand neurodivergence better. That at least, we wouldn’t be labelled weird, freaky or unfriendly. Sometimes I hate having to explain again & again & again then wonder why I’ve bothered because no one listened & very few care 😭
Great to see you looking so well @davejlee69 A fabulous day at the Bridge 💙⚽️
Had a lovely day including brunch out with the family. Then had an argument with a pavement. (Non alcohol related btw.) Result could’ve been worse - left foot unable to take much weight, little finger of right hand bruised & swollen, right knee grazed. Benched for now 🫣🤣
Stadium size transparent bag for away days incase of extra officious stewards. I know. I’m bored. Can we get back to the real football please 😂
Someone on Ten To The Top just answered a pop quiz question, the correct answer was Garth Brooks but they said Garth Crooks 🫣🥱🤣🤣🤣
Nothing gives me greater pleasure in the WSL than to beat those arrogant, loud mouthed up themselves Gooners. Well done Chelsea Women. I wish I could’ve been there ( I’d planned to go) but I’m just getting better from lurgy. 💙⚽️👏
This drinking alcohol in the stand is all well & good @andyburnham if you sit in the posh seats. Imagine when you’re front row being less mobile & using walking aid. Your team scores. Enthusiastic ladz rush down to be on the TV & spray beer on you. No thanks. 🙂↔️
If he’s anything like his brother then this doesn’t surprise me. I was at a party & politely asked Gonzalo for a photo. I was invited there by the same person as him. He was entitled to say no but not to snap my head off. He looked so miserable, contrary to teammates.
