Banter King | Lifetime contract with the Blues | Living rent-free in rivals’ heads | London will always be blue | @ChelseaFC #KTBFFH

Dubai, United Arab Emirates
Joined February 2024
Marco Palestra is back! 🥶🔥
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Scenes around the world as Fleetwood cooked London’s smallest club, Arsenal. 😂😂😂
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Romeo Lavia is ready to face Liverpool. 🥶
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Wishing a speedy recovery to the best striker in the world, Joao Pedro!
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With Cole Palmer unavailable, Estevão, it’s your time to shine against Liverpool!
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Diomande I wasn't familiar with your game! He was cooking Barcelona. Ballon d'Or 2027 coming home
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Full debut against Liverpool loading for Palestra!
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Dropped a stinker in El Clásico, missed out on the Ballon d’Or, so Lamine Yamal took home Cucurella’s hair as a consolation prize. #BallonDor
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One and only? Who's gonna tell her? 😂
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Football won yesterday! Thanks to Harry Kane.
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Good morning FT!
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No PR, no campaign.. only performance. Harry Kane you deserve the Ballon d'Or. NT Mbappe, Olise & Lamine Yamal. #BallonDor
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Cucurella has arrived to attend the #ballondor
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Honestly, Harry Kane DESERVES the Ballon d’Or more than anyone. What he’s done this year has been absolutely unreal. Mbappé, Olise, Lamine Yamal and even Messi have had phenomenal year, but Kane has been on a completely different planet. Nobody comes close. He’s been THAT good. Give the man his Ballon d’Or!
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Romeo Lavia is always fit against Liverpool. 😂
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Guess who's the defender here? Lamine Yamal or Cucurella?
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Kylian Mbappe is your Ballon d'Or winner. 🥶🔥
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Leave my boy Lamine Yamal alone! I’m the only one allowed to cook him like this. 😂
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🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: Sources close to Lamine Yamal have whispered in my ear that Kylian Mbappé has won the Ballon d’Or.
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At least Estêvão doesn’t ghost in big games like Lamine Yamal does.
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Once Messi arrives at the Ballon d’Or with his family, it’s over for Mbappé and Lamine Yamal!
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