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I’m in love with this sentence:
“An inch of movement is better than a mile of intentions.”
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genuinely can someone explain to me how it’s possible that every platform i use is keeping tabs on me and selling my data to advertisers and yet i still basically never get ads for anything i would even remotely consider spending money on
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Today I learned a lesson:
If my wife doesn't text me it's because she's busy.
If I don't text her it's because I don't love her.
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“Every child needs a dad” is never directed at deadbeats. Always at the women who are actually raising the children
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me when my friends mess up: you’re only human, please be kind to yourself. it’s ok to learn
me when i mess up: they should shoot me like a dog in the street
Keirsten really thought this baby mama was gonna be their babysitter for the weekend #loveafterlockup
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Working from home is fun until you suddenly have a room in your house that makes you want to die
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If you miss a man just text him. He'll say something that ruins that feeling pretty quickly.





















