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Historian of 2013-19 Cleveland Guardians baseball. Locked out of my old account because Elon Musk is an idiot. Paul Dolan is not worth $5 billion.

Joined May 2025
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Major League Baseball will be played at some point in 2027.
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Tosh Lupoi
Coaches rarely get fired for performance after 1 season, but it feels like there are multiple candidates this season.
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Madden cfm used to be fun now it’s terrible impossible to play any defense
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It isn’t at all
At some point humans are gonna have to admit that social media is just as real, as actual real life unfortunately
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Worst coaches in Chicago history: Marc Trestman, Jim Boylen, Jeff Blashill, Matt Eberflus, 2021-22 Tony LaRussa
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Davidson/Blashill will go down as one of the most incompetent GM/coach pairings in Chicago history
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Oregon
Illinois is an example of if you know one of your coaches suck you cut your losses immediately
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The reddit opinion
Having a dog is engaging in annoying antisocial behavior. We need to stop letting these little shit assed creatures walk all over society
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Stadium experience needs work
It appears that all of Memorial Stadium is out of food midway through the third quarter, and numerous vendors were out of food in the second quarter. @IlliniAthletics
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We do this discourse on dads’ weekend every year
Piss poor student turn off
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CleGuardian22 retweeted
I walked out of the stadium after Purdue thinking this season was dead in the water. Unbelievable job from Bielema and this defensive staff to win four straight and salvage the season. Bowling for a third year in a row. These are the good old days. Build the statue.
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Then every field goal is blown dead
Is he not already down? His knee is on the ground?
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Illinois is an example of if you know one of your coaches suck you cut your losses immediately
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This is a Cal tweet
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They would’ve fired him/he would’ve stepped down in 2021 anyway
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My modest proposal is that we end all sports in public schools.
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Got 2 epic playoff moments and got our chain back for free
The Guardians have claimed José Tena off waivers from the Nationals. Cleveland dealt him to Washington in the 2024 Lane Thomas trade.
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CleGuardian22 retweeted
This makes more sense now
Silvia Saige says Royals first baseman Eric Hosmer kicked her out of his apartment when she wouldn’t sleep with him. Then Bruce Chen flew her first class to away games, until her aunt saw on the news that he was engaged “I’ll say this guy’s name too because f*** him... Eric Hosmer was our first baseman at the time. I went home with him... he kicked me out of his apartment.” “I guess the next day he went to the locker room and told everyone, bragging that he’d kicked me out because I wouldn’t sleep with him.” “Bruce had gotten my phone number. He said, ‘I would like to show you how a woman should be treated, because what Eric did to you was completely wrong. Let me make that up to you.’” “Our very first date, he flew me out to an away game first class. When I got there, the doorman knew my name and what I was wearing.” “We date for several months. He meets my family.” “I get a phone call about eight months in from my aunt... ‘Your uncle just called... Bruce is engaged to someone?’” “I call him and I said, ‘What is happening?’ And he said, ‘Yeah, I am getting married, but I would still like to see you.’” “He was like, ‘Well, why do you think you go to the away games and not the home games?’” “And I do like planes. So I have no idea.”
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Boers and Bernstein would’ve turned this into a clip that still gets watched 15 years later, morning show sucks
Theo in River North loves the Bears' addition of Jeffery Simmons but thinks he'd be even better if he didn't wear orange sleeves. He thinks it helps opponents spot Simmons out of the corner of their eye.
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Jeff Blashill and Kyle Davidson must be fired
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