Poker Player

Ventura, CA
Joined May 2009
Just want to put out there that I got a new phone number at the end of last year so if you have my old one and ever need to reach me, be sure to DM on here!
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Saw this popping around but just decided to look at the list and saw my hometown high school at 19.. Clearly this is an objective and accurate list and explains why i road the bench on our 3-5 football team. I clearly would’ve been a star player at any lesser school
#36 in the country is not too bad
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You’re right. They should kick them out of the league. Can’t risk them coming back from relegation and not suffering the full consequences of their actions
Remember when Serie A relegated their biggest club, Juventus? The league fell off so badly that nobody watches it again. Even when Juventus returned, the league has continued struggling till today. That's the same thing that will happen if they relegate City. They need to look at the bigger picture before destroying the very league they're trying to protect.
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if I were Germany, I would simply score four goals against Paraguay, like the United States men's national team
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Glad I bought in Ventura, Ca before everyone finds out
I don't want summer. I want perpetual early fall. 60-70°F days, cold nights. Some rain. Some sun. Windows open. Birds chirping, animals around. Forests full, lakes relaxing. Days not too short.
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Can someone help me IPO my trash bin cleaning business? It does literally BILLIONS more in net profit than Space X. I’m targeting a $2.5 trillion valuation. Serious inquiries only please
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I love when the camera at the Knick’s game just pans to the the most normal looking teenager you’ve ever seen and then you realize his tickets are worth more than your car. And you dive a nice car.
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That’s the point. Brinksmanship is the only way to fix things anymore. The Supreme Court is broken structurally and needs major reform. The only way is to bring republicans to the table is to stack the court. Threaten to put 40, 40 year olds in there. Play hardball
Sorry, I voted yes on VA redistricting, but I've always been a firm "no" on packing the court. Its easy to harshly question justices on the other side (we all do it), but this is a radical escalation that leads only to worse outcomes (retaliation, further illegitimacy concerns).
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If I wanted to see Trump’s ballroom, I’d just look at Lindsey Graham’s mouth.
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Carter King retweeted
the Japanese are ensouled b/c they developed the Philly cheesesteak from first principles
罪深きアメリカ人たちよ。君たちのせいで私は猛烈に牛肉が食べたくなってしまったよ。冷蔵庫を開けたらスライスされた牛肉があった。これを玉ねぎとキャベツと共に炒めて、パンに挟んだよ。見てくれ。これがサブウェイを超える私の牛肉サンドだ
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So this is how I find out autism is hereditary
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international women's day only being 23 hours is objectively funny
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Remember everyone. Those boots aren’t going to lick themselves. So get out there and tweet!
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You’re actually a bad person if you make this sort of content and don’t bring any actual evidence. He’s an above average player who has run hot in some spots against one of the softest lineups ever conceived. Really not cool and then to post your affiliate link in the replies too
Mariano has been accused of cheating AGAIN…
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Honestly repealing CU and term limits on Supreme Court justices would go a loooooong way to fixing so much. Sadly constitutional amendments are basically impossible once extreme polarization sets in. Hard to see a way forward without hitting rock bottom.
Citizens United is one of the worst things to happen to this country and a big reason why our politics are so insane now.
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Hey Bob can we please take like 2minutes to google things next time and see if they are true?
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I think it’s worth asking the question; if it’s the worst capital allocator of all time, why is that? IMO it’s primarily it’s to do with capital interest outside of government. One side has made it much easier for those capital interest to siphon money
This isn't really about Walz or Trump or Biden or Bush... Stop personalizing this. Both sides are evil and corrupt and at their core, sucking the life out of our nation. If you're proud to be a Democrat or a Republican, SMH tbh with you. Giant Douche or Turd Sandwich? My main point is that the government is the worst capital allocator of all time. Fear looking to the State to take on more & solve more problems. Everything we give, is given permanently. It never comes back. And while I'm sure we are all concerned about our issues, the stark and honest truth at the core is that the US government took in over $5 TRILLION in receipts and spent over $7 TRILLION in outlays in 2025. Try to wrap your head around those numbers, TRILLIONS. We pretend we live in a meritocracy, and while our economy that we have to survive in has some of those elements, the biggest game in town (and the entire world) - the US government - operates like an Idiocracy. That is what matters at the end of the day. That it is a bureaucratic black hole sucking the life out of a vibrant people and nation. It's completely lost on an eventual crash course of short-sighted recklessness and a complete abandonment of long-term strategic planning. WORST CAPITAL ALLOCATOR OF ALL-TIME. AND IT HAS THE MOST CAPITAL OF ALL-TIME. You see?
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Carter King retweeted
Got to surprise some fans sitting in the last row at the Warriors game with courtside seats, then they got to meet one of their favorite players 🙏
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For the same budget of $300M, in San Francisco we built the “Van Ness Bus Rapid Transit” which is just red paint and some trees in the middle.
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Clemson bunch of cheaters
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If I find myself at the bank getting money for poker then give me the $50s. Because clearly the $100s weren’t working.
Only poker players will get this.
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