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@favwontmissNov 6

"YoU aReN't AlWaYs GoNnA hAvE a CaLcUlAtOr In YoUr PoCkEt" -Lying ass 90s teachers

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A Pimp Named Thickback 🍑

@Taurus_GrooveNov 6

This one almost did me in

A Pimp Named Thickback 🍑

@Taurus_GrooveNov 6

My TikTok fyp is a mess I seen 3 videos back to back and each time I almost stopped breathing from how hard I was laughing

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Jan@_Sacho1Nov 6

76 Drums waku Chamboli? 😂 That makes a lot of sense

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Time really flies, I remember when he said “25 sitting on $25mil”

Happy birthday to Drake, he turns 40 today 🎈 What's his BEST album?

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Image from Kurrco (@Kurrco)

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LEE@authenttickOct 22

seeing adult identical twins is weird asf, you're too old for that shit

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Yuvraj@yuvrajtwtOct 21

16 minute into a cooking video and this mf introduce an ingredient he overnight soaked marinated and refrigerated

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Joshwelt@weltszznnOct 20

Stop abbreviating shit, bro said "dyktmm?" mf do I know the muffin man?

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@elonmuskOct 20

Have to give the EU regulators credit where it’s due for making all Apple products use USB-C

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M.@blndvntOct 19

was half asleep in lecture and someone dropped their metal waterbottle

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成道e@narumitimatudaOct 18

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もなかとキャラメル@monaka_no_onakaOct 16

Image from もなかとキャラメル (@monaka_no_onaka)

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Kanamycin IV@PseudaurumOct 18

Deleting Instagram did NOTHING to improve my productivity. I now doomscroll on Google Maps.

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aria ౨ৎ@twnfantasyOct 18

me clicking “track order” exactly .238 seconds after ordering it

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L.A Rawk@Shush_LarawkOct 18

It’s genuinely fascinating how the modern human mind works….😂🤞🏾 Instead of IMMEDIATELY pausing the machine and trying to salvage the AirPod’s, she was like, lemme leave them in there for a bit longer, So I can take a video and ask people on the net if they can be saved😂😂

@adrizia4uOct 17

I just washed the AirPods that cost me a month’s salary and the light is still on. Anyone know if these can actually be saved?

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Chaté 🧊🦉@ChatnovskiOct 17

There’s a guy on IG who pours a whole pack of sugar on an ant hill to “give them sudden wealth, cause inflation and crash their economy” 😭😭😭

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Very common situation

@itsumeshkOct 16

The Roadster could genuinely be a lifesaver in situations like these.

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:p@UnkleDellOct 15

niggas be telling chatgpt thanks

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ً@ImAVeteran_Oct 12

Dudes named Frank will be like “let me be frank” but they already are

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Fenerbahçe'nin Savaşçı Ruhu

@fbsavasciruhuOct 11

Meksika’da kadın futbolunda atılan bir gol, dünya genelinde 600 milyon kez izlendi.

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miya@miyarah_Oct 12

“¿no te importa si cancelamos?” yo:

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june@oomflover64Oct 11

fuck you @BurgerKing i should've known better

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Image from june (@oomflover64)

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