Purveyor of banter, curator of misc. NZ is home base, but expatted in KL, Dubai, Bahrain - now based in Londonville. Views are those of Jenna Marbles.
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Braverman lost to tofu, Truss lost to a lettuce, vegans having an amazing week tbf
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BREAKING: Leaked Sue Gray report reveals shocking abuse of the rules. Hard to see how the PM can cling on after this.
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Prince Harry is protecting his wife the way he wishes someone protected his mother.
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I hope none of you ever have to do an interview about needing to care for a dying parent on the other side of the world in a global pandemic just after you have unexpectedly got the job of your dreams. Some of you haven’t held the hand of your dying parent and it shows.
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Put the vaccine in an essential oil and call it Moonwood or some shit. I don’t want to keep doing this.
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things to remember about voting in new zealand:
- you don't need your easyvote card
- you don't need photo id or proof of address
- you don't need to be in your electorate
- you don't need to be enrolled
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Contact tracing around the world:
US - none.
UK - an excel sheet
NZ - we take gene swabs of trash cans to isolate the source of a small cluster.
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The government: “Eat out to help out”
Also the government: “Get back to the office you lazy shits, and save Pret”
The government again: “Honestly, we can’t believe these selfish young people going out there spreading coronavirus”
"The rise is predominantly amongst younger people"
Health Secretary Matt Hancock addresses sharp rise in number of UK coronavirus cases and reminds people to keep following social distancing measures to protect family and friends
bbc.in/3lXpXj2
