Submit anonymous confessions here: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F… Confessions will be posted on this account

"can i borrow a 100 dollars i need to buy a film camera"

"Being friend with them while they date the worst person ever has become unbearable, I think I'll have to leave them soon. Agency in premier when?"

"Verity"

"PhD in Griefing: Throw a grenade at yourself to lower your HP, then step into the line of fire of the teammate you want to annoy so they "accidentally" kill you. Repeat this three times to trigger their automatic ban. You can also throw flashbangs, bodyblock them, and do other things to provoke them into shooting you. Agent Voltzmann (maybe sally too) only have a single, repetitive voice line for a radio command "Need flashbangs." Spamming this command throughout the match is the perfect way to psychological tilt your teammates without firing a single shot."

"i grow fonder of mens bodies by the day"

"cs2 has gone woke! they want us to take pictures of our cocks!!"

"here's my epic CS2 confession: sogz said the hard r please let's not forget that. also can i have a picture of nuke attached please and thank you"

"the clan tags are really ugly"

"I have a friend who's highly transfobic but says he has no problems with femboys so i'm alr"

"I do NOT take this game seriously I genuinely log in just to make my teammates experience miserable I find it cathartic watching someone try their hardest to win while I'm just doing bullshittttt"

"WinRar is more profitable than OpenAI also the changes they did on Vertigo before they removed the map were awesome and we need Vertigo back"

"A friend of mine is a heavy smoker so everytime after a game when he says he needs a little break for either toilet or to get something to drink I just que for another game since he has a wireless headset so when we find a match he doesn't have time to get a cigarette as he rushes down to the PC to play another game of nuke"

"The new rush mode confirmed it to me that people who cry about missing features from csgo and mention game modes are the most pathetic players of all time. We got a new mode and yet you keep complaining about that rush is just a fun mode to play in between the og defusal mode. News flash: dangerzone was a fun mode too. And flying scoutsman as well! Either shut the heck up and be happy for once or quit the game entirely. I swear to god if we won't get a big huge update for the next 5 months those people are the reason. Why should Valve care if they complain anyways yet still play cs2?"

"This has become cs2 chicken account"

"team fortress 2 is overrated as hell, i hate random crits, i hate the fanbase, i hate not being ABLE TO MESSAGE BECAUSE I DONT WANT TO SPEND 5 DOLLARS, i dont know or care how items work i think theyre specialized weapons but a hero shooter should not force me to play the game to get better stuff to have a chance against others. and i feel bad for the people that have stuck through with it because they know it will never be updated ever"

"I love the chickens, second best thing ever added to CS, number 1 is of course. Chickens. 3rd best is chickens 4th is chickens 5th is chickens 6th is chickens 7th is chickens 8th is chickens 9th is chickens 10th is chickens…"

"Happy birthday Steven. His birthday is 31. October but since CS Confession admins needs a month to post it he already had his birthday"

"this baby chicken is literally just like me"

"Sometimes I write confessions using different writing styles and opinions just to make you think they're coming from different people"

"i need a sugar daddy + i need a sugar mommy + sex fuck + latina goth girl + free onlyfans = welcome to cs2 buddy"