I like dinosaur socks 🦕 🦖 Am described as a big, lanky Smurf by some. I live in Scotland, so for legal reasons, I claim to be a comedian.
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Fucking awesome! I couldn’t afford £4.50, but now that it’s £4.40 I will buy a crate of it!
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This is the reply when you tell them that actual genocides exist that they don’t give a shit about because Jews aren’t involved.
So she’s English again
SNP MP Lara Bird speaks to @ScotlandTonight after being detained by Israeli authorities while trying to enter the West Bank.
Watch the full interview on STV at 10:40pm.
I have avoided #GBBO for years now. Thanks to @KTHopkins describing a lass on there with huge tits eating a profiterole incredibly muckily.
Why is this happening so often now?
🚨JUST IN: Former Tory councillor invited men to rape his wife after drugging her, court told.
• A woman’s world was “tilted on its axis” when she discovered her former husband had been drugging her and inviting men into their home to sexually assault her while she was restrained and blindfolded, Winchester Crown Court has heard.
• Philip Young, 50, advertised his then wife Joanne Young on dating and swinging websites. He has pleaded guilty to multiple charges of abuse against her. The couple married in 2004 and had three children.
• The jury is hearing the trial of four men jointly charged with sexually assaulting Joanne Young, 49, while she was sedated.
• Connor Sanderson-Doyle, 32, of Swindon, denies sexual assault by penetration and sexual touching. Richard Wilkins, 62, of Toothill, denies rape and assault by penetration.
• Norman Macksoni, 48, of Sharnbrook, denies one count of rape. Mohammed Hassan, 38, of Swindon, denies one count of sexual touching.
• Philip Young is named in each count as having committed the alleged offences with the other men.
• Police began investigating after a notification that a social media account linked to Philip Young had uploaded extreme pornography. Officers found videos at the family home in Swindon.
What a magnificent beast.
We’d love to know what these two are saying. We bet Challa (the big one) has a few good stories to share!
Both elephants are living wild, but their backgrounds could hardly be more different. Twenty-two-year-old Challa was orphaned as a calf and latched onto a herd of cows for company. He grew up at our Nursery and then our Ithumba Unit, raised by our Keepers until he was ready to go wild. Little Mambo, meanwhile, has only ever known a wild life. His mother, Mutara, was an orphan like Challa. We returned her to the wild, where she went on to start a family (Mambo is the eldest of her two calves).
Now multi-generational herds live in Tsavo, and it all started with a rescue. Help make more stories like this possible: sheldrickwildlifetrust.org
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There are people out there claiming PIP for their "social anxiety" and this guy's fully Hawking and still managing to orchestrate international terror. Be inspired.
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So far, Israel had the highest voter turnout since 1969. Folks are riding out of the desert on mules and donkeys to cast their vote.
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As a nation we do memorials so well.
IT HAS NO SADDLE. NO RIDER. AND IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY, A SINGLE TEAR. THIS IS THE NATIONAL MEMORIAL TO THE HORSES OF THE FIRST WORLD WAR.
Unveiled in 2018, she stands at Ascot.
The horse is simply called Poppy.
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Just shy of £23,000 pounds separating those on the minimum wage and those now in the higher tax bracket. This is completely unsustainable, the squeeze on middle earners and the pressure this places on employers is nothing short of a scandal.
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It’s absolutely insane that Hamas posts videos of themselves operating and shooting from residential buildings (including child soldiers) and then when those exact positions are bombed by Israeli forces its called a “genocide” and “indiscriminate fire”
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Serial killer Ted Bundy is linked to another Utah teenager's 1974 murder through new DNA testing, prosecutor says. apnews.com/article/ted-bundy…
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Sky said the Ballon d’or ceremony was delayed because of traffic in London.
It wasn’t…..it was the pro terrorist lot trying to storm the building
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🚨NEW: A 14 year old boy who stabbed a girl 10 times and a bystander has been sentenced to only a 12 month referral order and a three year restraining order
A judge told the boy that prison was the “last place” for a “bright lad” like him
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Mucked out, bed brushed back, rehung his haylage net & cleaned his water system… Did Owen move an inch? Nope!
When our horses stay asleep while we work around them, it’s the biggest compliment. It shows they feel safe, secure & relaxed in their environment
#StandTall #PHOwen
