Courtney Whitmore

Need... sleep...

Do spiderwebs even grow? Wait, that's a stupid question, Courtney.

My Twitter's starting to grow spiderwebs.

...I also salute how sturdy you are whenever kids swarm around you like the piranhas they are. You go, stranger.

To the guy sweating like heck in the Easter Bunny mascot-costume-thing, I salute you.

[Grunts.] This sucks.

And did I mention it was /my/ idea?!

It's a horribly sunny day in Blue Valley and your girl, Courtney Whitmore, is /stuck/ in school while the JSA out planning for a beach trip!

At least that's not affecting any of my extra-curriculars. [She drawls blandly.]

Between the League and school, I'm pretty beat.

What's a girl gotta do to get some decent sleep around here? [Groans.]

Ugh, Batboys will be Batboys. xitter.gq/gothamsredrobin/status…

[Sends a box of cookies @GothamsRedRobin's way.] "Happy New Year, Red! - CW"

[Mutters to herself.] At least, I hope I'm a people person.

Introducing your actual name, because what's a secret identity, am I right?

Well, hello.

Ha! Grounded? Dead? Get it? Guys, I'm losing my mind. Someone call the League. JSA. The Titans. The /Teen/ Titans! ...Red Hood, even!

Disclaimer: I'm not dead. I'm just grounded.

Day Forever and I-Lost-Count: I have been trying to claw my way out of the 4th circle of hell, but Satan seems adamant in keeping me here.