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2006 Time's Person of the Year | gym class hero

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Joined August 2010
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What are they gonna do, poll each other?
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There is no world where this isn’t a touchdown. None.
Democrats, Republicans, don’t matter. That was an Austin Seferian-Jenkins touchdown and you’ll never convince me otherwise.
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MAGA basically turned into the 2013-15 Brooklyn Nets. All-time fumble
Republicans are going to have a terrible night, and the simple reason why is that Trump has put up perhaps the worst *performance* this term of any president in a century or more. Remember that he entered with an actual mandate: the House and Senate, a popular vote victory and a swing-state sweep, and 6-3 Supreme Court. Democrats were afraid enough to vote for mild but real immigration restrictionist legislation in the Laken Riley Act. Everyone wondered how far the "Vibe Shift" would go. Trump managed to turn that into essentially zero durable wins whatsoever. He personally *hates* the very idea of legislation, the notion that he would have to spend time going back and forth with Congress, learning details and making compromises. So he simply didn't do it! He didn't make a compelling case for abolishing the filibuster. He didn't try communicating clearly to the public in support of popular bills to get to 60 votes. He just decided not to do it at all. So they passed an unpopular tax cut, some funding for ICE, and a sop to the crypto industry, and that was basically it. Least productive Congress in decades, due to the tastes of one man. Trump adopted one of the worst macro policies we've ever had: high deficits, high tariffs, and attacks on central bank independence. We managed to pay higher interest rates while still having high trade deficits AND weakening the dollar. Just a total failure. On immigration, perhaps THE signature issue, Trump essentially min-maxxed effectiveness and backlash. Instead of trying to leverage the political moment for new laws and a self-deportation agenda (that is, walling off the economy to remove the benefit of irregular presence in the US), he opted for a maximally aggressive approach. The administration spent attention, funds, legal manpower on stunts like deporting random people to Salvadoran prisons with essentially no due process. ICE and Border Patrol were encouraged to be aggressive and confrontational, which helped contribute to the shooting deaths of American protestors. It turns out, that's extremely unpopular! What about the approach of going after employers? The obvious vector? Trump hated that idea! He repeatedly has said he doesn't want to target businesses (especially farms) that use large amounts of illegal labor. This is just an incomprehensible position. Instead of charging a few dozen businessmen and removing the incentive for millions of illegal workers to be here, you arrest people off the street one by one at the cost of thousands of dollars in manpower per each, while their crying wives and kids post TikToks about it. Upshot on immigration: electoral strength turned into a crippling electoral weakness in exchange for deporting maybe 6% of the illegally present population. The tariffs were a total shitshow. Embarrassing rollout, no underlying theory of action at all. No targeted focus on key industries. Our country tariffed products we can't grow. We tariffed *inputs* of our own valuable exports. The schemes and amounts changed constantly, sending the stock market reeling and presenting scenes of chaos to the world. Trump's messaging throughout has been generationally bad. While facing nearly 2:1 unpopularity, he spends his days posting AI slop, saying he'll rename New Mexico or invade allies, among other bizarre remarks. He brags about a ballroom and a pool repainting while gas hits records. At no point has he ever attempted any kind of message discipline. Then there are the deeply unpopular attacks on rule of law, his "game-recognize-game" pardons for all manner of scammers and criminals, the crypto schemes that he and his family engage in, the evilly conceived and embarrassingly executed legal attacks on Comey, Jerome Powell, and others. With his monthslong stand on NOT releasing the Epstein files, he became maybe the first president ever to stake out a 99-1 issue on the 1% side. That's not even getting into Iran, DOGE, his candidate recruitment choices, or countless other things. Simply put: Trump has managed to royally screw up virtually every single facet of his presidency. It's been undeniable, voters have noticed, and there's really no escape from it. This is what the GOP base chose in early 2024, and this is the world they're living with now. Where they handed the reins of history to a fat, vain, washed-up old man and let him drive.
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The Jan 6 purge begins. Key J6ers are out * Scott Perry, #1 on the House Insurrection Index. So deep in planning that Mark Meadows burnt papers after talking to him. * Ken Paxton, #1 on the State AG Insurrection Index. Filed the Supreme Court case meant to give Trump power. 1/
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Pay your taxes BUM ASS @elonmusk
Elon Musk becomes the largest individual political donor in modern American history, contributing $446 million to the 2026 midterms alone. Since 2024, Musk has contributed more than $737 million, surpassing George Soros’s estimated lifetime total of $624 million. Follow: @AFpost
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Bye bye @RepScottPerry 👋
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haven't seen a blue wave like this since i looked at mark vientos' statcast page
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Fuck MAGA
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We moveeeee @JanelleStelson 🌊 🌊 🌊
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10/30/2015 David Wright homers in his first World Series at-bat at Citi Field.
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You’re sad about Ernie Johnson because you loved Inside the NBA. I’m sad about Ernie Johnson because he was the voice of the 2015 Mets’ playoff run. We are not the same.
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Last month, Kirk Herbstreit said he doesn't follow politics or pick sides. Which was nonsense. Just last week, Herbstreit quietly headlined a fundraising dinner for Alabama's second-biggest PAC. The next day, it sent $155,000 to Tommy Tuberville. foiaball.com/p/kirk-herbstre…
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Taco Bell not doing “Steal a Base, Steal a Taco” for the World Series is a recession indicator.
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Ily 💙 🧡
"I got a little teary-eyed and it was just such a surreal moment... I hope kids in Puerto Rico can see me as an inspiring force." Francisco Lindor talks about receiving the 2026 Roberto Clemente Award and idolizing the baseball legend as a Puerto Rican.
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It's year 16 and no end in sight for our New York Jets. This is one of the bleakest Mondays I can remember during this stretch. It's very frustrating to have the talent, have great people, and still be in this position.
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I really, really wanted Glenn to work out and it's clear that the entire operation is better than last year. I think it's reasonable to believe next year will be better too - but obviously Glenn caps a ceiling that will not work.
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We need an offensive play caller HC... but not like Adam Gase. 2027 Adam Gase equivalents: Matt Nagy, Greg Roman Best-case, realistic scenario would be Shane Steichen or Kellen Moore, both seem likely to be fired
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I don't know what I hate more: New coach talk Or Draft position talk
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Do not let the catching traditionalists see the strike three passed ball
10/20/2015 Daniel Murphy homers in his fifth consecutive postseason game, tying an MLB record set by Carlos Beltrán in 2004. Jacob deGrom continues his impressive postseason with seven innings of two-run ball. New York beats Chicago to take a commanding 3-0 lead in the NLCS.
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