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Just Col retweeted
A guy goes into a fancy Seafood restaurant and asks to see the 'live dishes' of the day ..
The Waiter leads him over to a large tank , and the man examines the fish ..
"I'll have the little green squid - the one in the corner with the hairy lip , please" , says the man ..
"O.K." replies the Waiter and calls out "Gervais!!"
A little French chef appears with a large knife , the Waiter instructs the chef to kill the little green squid with the hairy lip ..
Gervais is just about to slice at the poor squid when he notices the sad look on its face ..
Gervais is touched , and admits that he hasn't the heart to kill the squid ..
"Not to worry" , says the Waiter , and calls out "Hans!!" , at which an enormous German bloke comes out of the kitchen ..
"Sir", says the Waiter, "this is Hans , our dishwasher .. Hans , kill that squid ...!"
The dishwasher catches the squid , and wielding a huge rolling pin is just about to bludgeon the little green fella with the hairy lip , when it cringes back and gives a little cry ..
"I am sorry sir , I just cannot kill the squid .." Hans admits , his lower lip trembling ..
"Well sir ," says the Waiter , "it just goes to show ..
{wait for it .......}
...that Hans that do dishes , can be soft as Gervais , With mild green , hairy lip squid .."🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just Col retweeted
💀This pensioner's Grim Reaper outfit is spooky, but that's not the real horror show here.
He was arrested at a protest just for wearing a costume.
In our latest report, we expose how free speech in Britain is under attack ⤵️
bigbrotherwatch.org.uk/campa…
Just Col retweeted
This van is driving around Wembley tonight. It’s advertising a Muslim dating app that has millions of users in the UK. A purity test on Palestine is becoming normal across society. It’s divisive and disconcerting.
Just Col retweeted
Bloody hell Gromit
A drugs gang smuggled £450m worth of cocaine into the UK inside wheels of cheese.
Seven members of the network have been jailed after hiding four and a half tons of the drug in shrink-wrapped pallets of cheese to transport them into Dover as commercial freight ⬇️
telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10…
Replying to @dantomlinsonmp
And what have you done to resolve this over the past 2½ years?
Naff all 🤪
Just Col retweeted
There were 6 by elections today of which @RestoreBritain stood in 4
The two that they didn't stand in just so happened to be the only two that the tories were defending
Restore voters please open your eyes to the deal your party has with the tories
Just Col retweeted
Look what’s lurking on page 118 of the Budget document…
Once again, the government has delegated one of our most politically salient questions to an unaccountable body of experts …
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“For all the Budget’s uneventfulness, there was buried in the small print something more pernicious and revealing of this government’s priorities.
Tucked away on page 118 of the Budget document, the Treasury announced that, from next spring, employers will be allowed to recruit certain foreign workers on lower salaries than the current rules permit.
That is to say, the government is making it easier for businesses to rely on immigration rather than recruiting and training Brits.
Let us not forget we have a million Neets.
While Alan Milburn beavers away on his long-awaited report into the youth employment crisis and the government pays lip service to its commitment to tackling it, Burnham and Healey have decided to make it easier to hire from abroad.
What is the purpose of spending billions educating our young people who are then unable to secure jobs?
Or then spending billions more supporting them as dependents on the state?
It should be a truth too obvious to state that a government’s first responsibility is to its own citizens and ensuring they have a reasonable chance of getting a job, but then such sentiments can no longer be taken for granted.
And it is not just this one concession.
Elsewhere in the Budget are plans to give some migrant workers longer to find another job if their employment ends, as well as expanding visas for foreign graduates and allowing more international students to remain in Britain after finishing their degrees.
Where did this change to salary thresholds come from?
Tellingly, it was recommended by the ‘Migration Advisory Committee’, an influential body headed by a handful of academics but which most people aren’t even aware exists.
Once again, the government has delegated one of our most politically salient questions to an unaccountable body of experts.
But ultimately the buck stops with ministers.
The Migration Advisory Committee’s members are appointed by the home secretary, and its recommendations are not binding.
This is a familiar Whitehall trick: turning a political choice into an administrative inevitability.
For a government which claims to want to ‘Get Britain Working’, making it easier to recruit workers from abroad while almost a million young Brits remain languishing without work is an odd way of going about it.
And even more tragic is what it suggests: that Labour appears to have so little faith in the people that it governs”
Spectator.
Just Col retweeted
Because of Labour, a single employee is now £4,460 more expensive to employ.
For a business like Poundland - operating on ultra thin margins - you’ve added £49million to their wage bill a year.
Poundland has filed to enter administration, putting 11,000 jobs at risk just weeks before Christmas, including here in Brixton.
I stand with Poundland workers and @UsdawUnion.
The owners must engage with workers and ministers, exploring every option to save jobs and shops.
Just Col retweeted
More proof that Restore Britain are a Tory psy-op.
Restore DID NOT STAND in the council seats that were TORY and that party retained yesterday.
Funny that...🤔🤔🤨
Also they allowed a Labour victory in a Reform seat by 2 votes.
This is a blatantly deliberate campaign of targeting Reform seats by Restore. Given Lowe's past association with Tory fixer Dougie Smith, the 'agreement" between Lowe and Badenoch, and the likes of Charlie Downes living it up in the TORY members only Carlton Club, the strategy becomes ever clearer...
Just Col retweeted
Oh Rupert, behave.
The Tory fixer Dougie Smith is playing you like a fiddle and your deal has been done.
You aren’t standing candidates in local elections if Tories are standing and they aren’t standing in seats if Restore are.
You are an online party and you will hand the country over to a socialist government until 2034 and destroy what is left of Britain in the process.
A vote for Restore is a vote for Labour.
Replying to @Nigel_Farage
I made a public offer to work with you on a patriotic policy platform, you rejected that.
That’s your call.
We will now continue to make our argument to the British people. Evidently it’s working, or you wouldn’t be posting this.
The best news? Restore Britain is just getting started.
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Replying to @claire_adams694
Is Rupert Lowe one of these Election Campaign Managers?
Just Col retweeted
🚨Labour have recruited 79 election campaign managers.
It’s now or never
Vote Restore, get Labour again!





























