Cadets 📦🛰️

Space cadet existing within the paracosmos in my mind, on a satellite station made from scrap cardboard & delusion. 📦🛰️🧠 ref sheet for now… i’m indecisive rip ✌︎(´ཀ`」 ∠)

Just got off work & laid down. Coughed too hard & felt my tailbone pop.

Bouta write in wingdings. I’ll let y’all know how it goes.

Person in big ass pickup had 2 LED HEADLIGHTS on the back of their truck in place of tail lights. How?? Why?? other than to be a dick. I had to stop my car & wait for them to drive out of sight cuz I couldn’t see anything. 🫩🔫

Person with blinding LED headlights had the nerve to flash their lights at me ON A CURVE IN THE RAIN when I have halogen bulbs & didn’t even have my brights on. 🫩🔫 #AttemptedManslaughter

Empty parking spaces all around me. Guy decides to park close next to me & dings my door. Fml 🫩🔫

They’re calling it the most untouched grass ever.

Was prescribed Focalin & decided to take it for the first time today cuz I gotta study for an anatomy test at the last minute. It kicked in & I can’t focus cuz I’m psycho analyzing Lord Death & bringing into question whether he’s a good father to Kid. #SoulEater #DeathTheKid

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Doodles cuz it’s dead at work..

My steak is too juicy. My lobster is too buttery. 🥩🦞

What I thought was a tilted gray fedora turned out to be a bodacious side part.

Frisk & Chara ain’t slick

Slammed a water bottle down on my desk in anger & my Sailor Moon music box started playing & scared the shit out of me.

I dumbly took my meds this morning with a breakfast of gas station spaghetti Os before work. I’m tired, already threw up once, trying not to throw up a second time while refilling the parmesan cheese shakers & now that Angel In a Centerfold song is blasting on the speakers.

Squidward in the patty vault ass caterpillar eating my tomato plant.