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I post a weird combination of politics, gaming stuff, and occasionally some adorable animals. He/Him. Chances are, I think you're pretty cool. #WhoDat

Joined October 2013
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"You are such a stupid idiot," says guy on Internet who doesn't realize OP is joking.
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I met @CakeMatrix in F-Zero 99 today and decided to join the stream, needless to say it was awesome!! I played 2 games with him and it was a blast! Whoever said “Never meet your heroes” is a damn lier lol
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HMMMMM.... @CakeMatrix
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In before Chiefs win their third and people call him Hat-trick Mahomes.
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My son is sick so his voice is all congested-sounding and he asked me for crepes for breakfast. So I googled a crepe recipe, made a crepe even though I never have before. Put it down in front of him and he was like “these are grapes?” He just wanted some grapes.
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In French, the word “mignon” means “cute,” so I guess what I’m saying is that “filet mignon” is another term for a “meat cute.”
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Can we talk about the Americans who see Putin as the ally and Biden as the enemy?
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Former Trump official Adam Hageman pleaded guilty yesterday to possession of child pornography. Hageman was part of a “secret online group” that shared graphic fantasies and child-molestation videos. But tell me more about Democrats being groomers and pedophiles please.
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KarmaJolt retweeted
Marjorie Taylor Greene is asking the country for privacy Wait a minute Isn’t this the same Greene who stalked mass shooting victims? The same Greene who kicked the shit out of a kid activist? The same Greene who heckled the President when he was talking about his dead son? – at Philadelphia, PA
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Seems like a good time to remind people that the only reason Marjorie Taylor Greene got “elected” is because her opponent was served divorce papers less than 60 days from the election, requiring him to relocate out of state and thus be ineligible to run. So she ran unopposed.
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Replying to @CakeMatrix
@CakeMatrix fun Mario Maker stream today, inspired me to make a new keychain.
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This is HILARIOUS! Republican Jesus is the funniest thing you will see on this site ALL DAY. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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i only care abt stuff like this from now on
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Hard not to love @PeteButtigieg and his perfect retorts, every damn time.
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You can’t reform this…
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It’s not a teacher shortage problem. It’s a you disrespected, underpaid & demonized teachers so they resigned from the profession problem. – at Manhattan, NY
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I am simply asking for less-direct metaphors at this point
europe water levels are so low that sunk nazi warships are popping up in the danube
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