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Anything worth doing is worth overdoing. Moderation is for cowards. Seek those who, left alone with a tea cozy, will try it on.

Birkenhead, England
Joined October 2019
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Me mums just had the all clear from bowel cancer πŸ˜ŽπŸ’™
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Every single word of this from @Tim_Vickery is spot on. You literally couldn’t say it better. England had Argentina exactly where we wanted them and gave them the game.
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While millions of football fans watched England beat Mexico 3-2 in the World Cup, one school in Wiltshire is watching the whole match this morning with 400 children who don't know the result. On #BBCBreakfast this was the moment England were leading 2-1, and then Harry Kane took a penalty bbc.co.uk/sport/football/liv…
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About time they get relegated – got nothing bad to say about their fans (apart from those muppets at the station the other day) but they have clung on for like three seasons now and it would be quite funny to get relegated in their last game at Goodson Park.
πŸš¨πŸ”΅ Everton's first 2 Premier League games of the 2024/25 season... ❌ 3-0 loss to Brighton ❌ 4-0 loss to Spurs 0 goals scored. 0 points. 7 goals conceded.
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No tools left in this van overnight
what’s the biggest lie in history
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β€˜The masses’ you’re an internet football fan. You are the masses.
I don’t think the masses realise just how insane this Hugo EkitikΓ© finish actually is. Little to no backlift, using the distal phalanx to just poke it goalwards. Kylian Mbappe is the only other footballer on the planet capable of scoring this goal. Ronaldo NazΓ‘rio-esque…
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Replying to @WirralCouncil
@WirralCouncil Who was the year 7 IT student you got to make your council tax website? So I can volley him down Wallasey town hall steps.
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Mad how anyone is even entertaining this website anymore. Absolute right wing sewer.
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RED CARDDDDD LMAOOO WE ARE WINNING 8-0😭😭😭
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Hope this is satire. These internet footy fans want fucking off.
Wtf ???? Haaland started running before the pass and somehow stays onside ????😭 unreal
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Bringing in professional analysis ⚑️😀 Seth Dillard - Aerodynamics/CFD Engineer for RFK Racing - gave us a full breakdown from this CFD of Lightning McQueen.
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Guess which one the @FA_PGMOL said was a natural arm position
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Replying to @HLTCO
What a absolute knob head shows what a brain dead club he belongs to will be nowhere near top 6 after Xmas with their shitty little squad πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Youreee shit ahhhhhh. Fucking mings.
South stand winding up Everton fans 🀣 #lufc
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BBC can fucking smoke it.
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My IPlayer isn’t working
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Worst ufc main event ever
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An hour after. Is that it?
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These two women trying to justify them not being able to run is laughable. #NightCoppers
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Someone tell Sam Quek she’s not from Liverpool.
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