@CalculatedShade

Real Madrid 🤍

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“If FIFA want Argentina to win, then why do you make us come play?!"
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@TouchlineXJul 7
🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Hossam Hassan (Egypt coach): “I'm going to say what I think regardless of the consequences, this was clearly a FIXED GAME. EVERYONE SAW IT!" "If FIFA want Argentina to win, then why do you make us come play?!"
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@vaIverdes13h
how life feels after madrid's win today and a successful barcelona hate watch yesterday
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FC Bayern PR@Bayern_PROct 20
Our daily g/a reminder is back 😍
Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoOct 20
🔵🔴 Lamine Yamal reaches 20 G/A in his last 10 games for Barcelona. 🚀
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َ@rmngifs14h
arda güler x bernardo silva
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@DarrylRMFC13h
Goals and assists since this tweet: Yan Diomande- 7 G/A Raphinha- 2 G/A
Berneese
@theberneeseSep 12
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Batman
@Gotham__190713h
Dean Huijsen Vs Leipzig 🎥 @DHuijsen
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Rising Stars XI
@RisingStarXI14h
ARDA GÜLER LIFE CYCLE. 🇹🇷🔄
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Madrid Xtra
@MadridXtra12h
🚨 Yan Diomandé: “My goal and Arda’s? Arda is a better player but my goal was better (laughs).”
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Omar 🇦🇪 #MourinhoOUT@RmcfOmar13h
Top notch performances by these two
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idyllicgurl⋆. 𐙚 ˚@idyllicmode_13h
the way they tried to distract him😭
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🩸@julio_rmacf_15h
one of these days huijsen might end up committing murder on the pitch
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Arda Güler
@10ardaguler13h
Yo también te quiero 🤍
Real Madrid C.F.
@realmadrid14h
Mi jefe me ha pedido que ponga más tweets de texto, así que... ¡ARDA, TE QUIERO!
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Madrid Xtra
@MadridXtra13h
🚨 RECORD: Yan Diomandé becomes the YOUNGEST REAL MADRID SUBSTITUTE IN HISTORY to score and assist in a UEFA Champions League match.
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I hate that German pace slut and his equally annoying wife. Every time Duoamnde drops a masterclass, I’ll never shut up and continue to be annoying. Yes, it’s that deep.
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F@ck you for making fun of a 19 year old who’s already burdened by the expectations of his price tag. Loser ass bitches
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When is Adeyemi’s wife reminding us again about price tags? It’s been quite a few days.
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for my own sanity, I’d believe that Real Madrid players are keeping their intensity for El Clasico #Delulu
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To end this match with a Diomande goal would be perfect 🫢
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We got it #satisfied
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DiomandeArda CARRYING REAL MADRID baby goats
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IS 🖕 IT 🖕 MANDATORY 🖕 TO 🖕 CONCEDE 🖕IN 🖕 LAST 🖕 FIVE 🖕 MINS 🖕 ALWAYS 🖕
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We will take that assist 😋😋😋
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