Me and my girl watching an emotional movie but I’m down 80%

Still one of the funniest moments in crypto 😂

Most new tokens are just a ticker and a dream. $PMO is different. @Chiliz just partnered with Palermo FC, a historic Italian football club, to launch their official Fan Token ($PMO). This is a physical, real-world sports institution bridging directly on-chain, which is now officially live on Solana through Meteora’s DLMM. Liquidity is organized into discrete price bins through Meteora’s DLMM… which is honestly how every utility token should be launching these days. Personally I think bringing established real-world brands into Solana’s liquid DeFi ecosystem is a massive step forward for the space. If you’re interested, you can trade $PMO directly on Meteora here: rebrand.ly/caleb-pmo-dlmm

The market after I clicked sell:

Drop your Solana wallet

“Why can’t you sleep?” Me every night:

Ngl I’m tired of casinos using sponsored streamer balances as proof people are winning @MetaWin has actual community members hitting, like this 170,000x Mines win The replay got pinged in Discord immediately so anyone could check it They’ve also given away 8 figures this year and have another $1M going out this month Deposit & wager on metawin.com to get a piece

The first few seconds of the 2008 market crash caught live on TV

I hate rugs I love long-term plays Reach out if you find any

Me in the shower thinking about all those profits I never took:

That one guy in every family

Stop buying rugs Buy into communities

“Don’t buy crypto, it’s risky” Crypto guys:

We talk a lot about odds in crypto. But what about casino odds? 👀 @rakebitcom is offering 0% house edge on the first $1K wagered Still comes down to luck, but that’s a very interesting offer 👉 bit.ly/CalebSol

“I don’t gamble on crypto, it’s too risky” Your grandpa when he was your age:

Someone who used to bully me in school asked me for trading advice I wanted him to lose money so I told him to do the exact opposite of me He made $25,000 and I got liquidated

That one friend who goes ghost and comes back freakishly rich