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Willow Ryder announces she’s retiring from 🌽 and is ready to settle down and have kids with a man. “I’m done. I want a fucking man. I want a man to take me serious. I’m gonna start cooking. I’m gonna start cleaning. I’m gonna start doing all the shit Cardi B says she doesn’t do. Cause I wanna keep a man and I don’t wanna be a baby mama.”
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why are people writing articles on this regular football occurrence
Football is in a weird place when Dowman's reaction to that tackle is deemed a more violent/punishable offence than the tackle itself. Two yellow cards would have been fine. Arteta's response was as disproportionate as the referee's decision to show red. telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
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I’m so shocked that him & Gyok have stans, it perplexes me. There’s no way man that watched Thierry Henry, Bergkamp etc would be doing dissertations praising either. They’re both far from the level we should be aspiring too & it’s a sad indictment of our offensive recruitment
Kai Havertz, with one of the most disgraceful individual performances I have ever seen. Hall of shame on every level. He looked below this level let alone at it. Horrible performance, watching teenagers show more personality. I’m actually furious
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I cannot wait for the day this club has two strikers that aren’t Gyokeres or Havertz. Both shit in their own unique ways.
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we ain’t seeing Dowman this decade, it’s been real
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you want me to sympathise with Eze when he plays like this?
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fairs Max got his Rooney/Becks red card moment out the way
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what an ugly goal LOOOOL
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next english player to win the ballon dor keep it warm for us @HKane
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- came early to Ballon d’Or ceremony - for no reason - laughed at a meme and is no beefing the Chinese what a week
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Mao Zedong is under any single social metric a dictator. Not a single popular election, single government party and lifetime leadership. Not even taking into account the millions of deaths under his reign. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao_Zedong
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Congratulations bro, you deserve it. 🤝@HKane #BallonDor
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we’ll get to the David Raya injustice later don’t worry
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Mbappe may as well go Eadn, forget this night ever happened
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FACKIN ENGLANDDDDDDD
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these speeches are DRAGGING omds Keyne needs to go to BED
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His whip’s too fast, his lady too bad, his crib’s too big, his money’s too long, they can feel the aura from London to Antarctica, Sir Ousmane
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when they examine Sol’s skull they might bring headgear into football 😭😭
Waiting outside in my tuxedo at the bdor ceremony so I can chat to vini about rejecting us in the summer
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When you’re reading off mice and men and get to where lenny gets shot and killed
INJECT ITTTTTTTTTTTTT 💉😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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incredible
If you celebrated the last Jayden Daniels win by having sex with your wife the baby would already be crawling
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you think I watch Ravens games when Lamar ain’t in? 🤣🤣
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