y'already know

Joined May 2016
me vs. my minecraft skin
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fork found in kitchen
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be gay online and it's all happy and dandy but then kiss a woman in public and everyone in a 3 mile radius will stare at u like this
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ppl introduce me to others like oh yeah this is swagmire_xX from the fuckSMP n JustBallz from the dickSMP please just tell me your Name
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there was a minecraft woman in my home named avery pls @ her in my replies because i do not know her handle but i know you all do and she is my wife thank u!!!!
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fuck
first the street rats ate my engine then i got strep then a Tow Truck Hit My Car While In The Shop For The Rat Damage
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first the street rats ate my engine then i got strep then a Tow Truck Hit My Car While In The Shop For The Rat Damage
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call me ender dragon the way i end her w my dragon live youtube.com/live/QEd6TIXn-Iw…
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can run but i cant hide
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ATTEND PROTESTS, DONATE if u can (links in the doc in the comments) and CONTACT UR LEGISLATURE to stop funding fuckass wars. liberals fighting amongst themselves on twt distracts from the real goal of pressuring governments to act
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throwback to when i took this interview while in my grandma's living room and had to explain minecraft civilization to her she was so proud I LOVE MY GRANDMA youtube.com/live/8WACi8-yZUg…
explained the differences between probability and likelihood to my grandma today and she listened intently thank u mum i love u
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explained the differences between probability and likelihood to my grandma today and she listened intently thank u mum i love u
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can confirm (this is literally me)
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CallMeCass retweeted
me and @CallMehCass’s love language🐱💕
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hi im endless void
Unfortunately the reason I never post photos anymore is because I genuinely can’t take one where I don’t look like I’m staring into an endless void…
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. @A_FreakinTurkey just came to my home and demanded i retweet this (this is not a joke he ate all my goldfish)
Welcome to a show about broken beds! BUGPUNCH: The musical is bringing a familiar demon into the world of Minecraft! Get ready for ghosts, giant snakes, and a whole lot of death! Coming this summer!
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discord accounts got hacked today surely i can just play this off as an april fool's joke to save myself the shame
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it's cus i fucked up while pirating games. be careful out there gamers
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student ID pic at 18 vs 23 😋
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