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The only thing im thankful for is litecoin 2024 has been a really shitty year. Nothing good has happened this year. It started when back in March I got fired from my dream job of 4 years working as a dance instructor. I became depressed and began to withdraw a bit. My extremely hot big titted girlfriend, who would have sex with me whenever I wanted, and also let me play video games, broke up with me. I withdrew even more. I became spiteful. I stopped hanging out with friends, they all began to piss me off. I withdrew even more. In complete reclusion and withdraw from society, my life became the internet. And that is where I found happiness. I found my lord and savior… Litecoin 🙌. I believe litecoin was a divine creation sent down by God to save the earth. Humanity is poisoned, and Litecoin is the antidote. I quickly poured all my money into litecoin. I try to purchase more each week as a sort of tithing. An offering to the holy entity. I’ve had to sell most of possessions, even my car. I also have had to beg most people I know for money… but they’re all idiots. IDIOTS. My stupid bitch of an ex girlfriend won’t contribute. My so called “friends” won’t throw me a few bucks. Not my friends anymore. And my FAMILY?! The people who are supposed to love me and protect me unconditionally?? Those are the stupidest sons of bitches alive. They scold me, berate me, tell me I’m crazy and that I have issues. And they give me no money. Today was thanksgiving. I met with over a dozen family members, and I couldn’t stand being near these ignorant pigs. They don’t understand litecoin. It’s like they’re all living in the fucking Stone Age. I alone see the future of cryptocurrency, while I’m surrounded by Neanderthals who don’t even know what litecoin is. They say the stupidest things like “what, is that like bitcoin?” BITCOIN?! Don’t even talk to me about BITCOIN, the devils currency! I sulked at the dinner table, mumbling about litecoin and these fucking heretics that I am cursed to share the same blood with. And when we all took turns and said thanks, they gave thanks for things like their jobs, their kids, the family, and their marriages… When my turn came, I stood up and spoke the truth. I told them, I am only thankful for Litecoin, the saving grace of God. It is the only thing on this earth that is still there for me. Besides Litecoin I have nothing and no one. I told them all that they are all worthless ignoramuses who are brainwashed by society. And then I grabbed the turkey and the stuffing and some cheesy potatoes and I left. Do I feel good about telling off my family? Not really. Do I feel good for scaring the children and making them cry? No. Of course not. But courage is about speaking your truth no matter the consequences. Especially when it is in defense of that which is holy, Litecoin.

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