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Mild mannered journalist. Death threats not appreciated.

Joined September 2012
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I've said this a lot but it's objectively hilarious that modern day Nazis are indistinguishable from 2010 Tumblr users posting Supernatural gifs next to inspirational quotes
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Something people don't talk about enough is how incredibly stupid Anakin is. He threw a gigantic hissy fit when he was told he wouldn't be promoted to Jedi Master. Like dude, these people test you all the time, maintain at least a little composure in case this is also a test.
I'll never understand people who stan Anakin Skywalker. Dude had EVERYTHING. Literal superpowers, a gorgeous, wealthy, powerful wife, loyal friends, and a servant droid. Then some creepy old politician promised him he could save everyone he loved. So Anakin murdered children, choked his pregnant wife, tried to kill his best friend, and lost everything. And the old man couldn't even deliver on his promise. Congratulations. You traded your entire life for a miserable, thankless government job working for the guy who screwed you over. And somehow people think he's the victim.
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This pedophile shouldn't be touching children
Field trip to Daytona! #MAGA
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I don't understand why prequel fans always try to convince themselves that the movies are cinematic masterpieces. Just admit they're not good but you like seeing dude's with glowing sticks doing flips
its so funny how the star wars prequels are obviously cinematic masterpieces, but a bunch of chungus gen X nerds who never amounted to anything convinced us they were bad because they didnt make them feel like empire strikes back did when they were 10
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I know it has been the easy target for decades but ET for Atari 2600 does not deserve this level of infamy
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Cops that do this should get automatic life in prison with no chance of parole
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Come on, at least pretend to be a little offended when someone calls you a pedophile
日本人とニガーの間の悪口合戦はこういう感じ
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I know there's a lot wrong with the image but seeing Melia made me so upset I had to go on a walk to calm down
This was a good tweet tbh
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Someone call CPS on her. Not even as a bit, her kids are in serious danger
Replying to @squirrelpsps
I am a super proud mother of 3, and I raised 4 nieces! Don’t play emotional games here! The future of 12 million people is at stake! & Who the F said I got it wrong? I said, if you have any real documents, hold a fking press conference! You’re not a 10-year-old—you’re a 60-year-old woman!
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It's not too late for your mom to abort you
Another great town hall tonight at CrossPointe Church in Westerville. A real leader of this state doesn’t hide from voters & we’re going to fight for these Ohioans every day.
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I think this is weird. Not because it's a fictional victim being added to a video game but because I feel like this is on par with adding the mom from Mrs. Doubtfire or the man that got stuck in gum in the back of the bus from Dexter's Lab.
First look at Nikki's emote in Fortnite. (via: @Guille_GAG)
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Shadow of the Colossus
one thing I've realized is that you can fuck up literally everything about your game but if you can throw in a handful of decent boss fights, people will still consider it a masterpiece
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this must have broken so many brains back in 1977
this must have broken so many brains back in 1996
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People are saying he has a grudge against Nintendo for how they treated the competitive Smash community. I don't know if that's why he hates them but if it is it's a horrible reason since stomping out that community is the morally correct thing to do
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I see this take all the time but I just don't think that would be the case. Bully is unironically one of the most anti-bullying pieces of entertainment ever made and if it came out today I think it would get praise from parents.
Rockstar would be crucified if they made Bully in 2026
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I would say I feel sorry for any Epic employee that has to deal with Tim Sweeney's rage right now but he already fired all of them
Valve: Steam Achievement Sets Now in Beta steamcommunity.com/games/593…
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It's funny how the only thing the two Prey games have in common is having insane openings
Best opening....why this of course 😌
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I love how Link ruins his life for no reason
A new reaction photo just dropped.
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