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Jerry, Ska'T', me, and the amazing Grant
This was the 3rd iteration of a cool group.
Upstrokes were GO!
but that was then.
now they're not...
myspace.com/theupstrokes1982…
Divorces... 0
Proposals... 0
Marriage... 1
Children... 4
Surgeries... not really
Tattoos... no
Shot a gun... yes
Been on tv... yes
Watched someone die... sort of
Rode in an ambulance...yes
Sang karaoke... badly. and often
Rode a jet ski... yes
Arrested... more than once
Divorces...1.5 (in the midst of one now)
Proposals.…2
Marriage....2
Children....4
Surgeries ....5
Tattoos....11
Shot a gun.....yes
Been on tv.......yes
Watched someone die....too many times
Rode in an ambulance...yes
Sang karaoke.......no, I’m too shy
Rode a jet ski......not yet
Arrested....no, I’m either painfully boring or I never get caught. You decide.
Your turn!
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Wouldn't be so upset about it
but after trying to resolve things first with @alamocares
and then phoning the 1 800 help desk (because I didn't want to provide my DL# over DM's, but they "needed" that to move ahead)
Still no response.
Just crickets for 3 days
they don't want to see your papers.
there are office clerks for that.
they don't care about your citizenship.
there are office clerks for that.
they don't care about your safety
or the safety of those office clerks.
their only mission is to instill fear.
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the Jonathan Ross GoFundMe is up to $326k
This isn't the bounty on a murderer's head... It's his get out of jail free spending money.
wtaf?
y'all make me feel nauseous.
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@Alamo had several tweets and many DM's with @alamocares
No resolution
not even an apology!
Left home in a rideshare at 11:25 this morning to pick up my paid for, confirmed rental car.
Back home now
At 4:35
Over $100 in taxi / rideshare charges
Still no rental car
Just saying.
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Hey @alamocares
"Caring" is saying fuck you when I try to book online.
NOT after you confirm my booking
and wait until after I've taken a rideshare to your location
and then do it in a place of public business
where I wait, humiliated, for yet another rideshare to pick me up
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already having a tough week.
didn't need to waste an extra two hours and $50 on rides for this slap in the face.
I guess a "confirmed booking" doesn't mean shit to @Alamo
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already having a tough week.
didn't need to waste an extra two hours and $50 on rides for this slap in the face.
I guess a "confirmed booking" doesn't mean shit to @Alamo
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all I'm saying is:
if I wanted to watch tic toc videos, I'd sign up for a tic toc account.
also... Twitter used to be fun.
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