Just tweeting real life facts everyday

Windy city
Joined July 2009
Standing on 6’4 in height but 36 in age #HappyBirthday to me 🎈🍾👀🤪
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Send her that morning wood pic to start off her day….
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Good morning beautiful ladies
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i bring my own weed everywhere i go i ain’t waiting on nobody to roll shit
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Send her a morning wood picture to let her what time it is…
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You'll never be too much for someone who can't get enough of you.
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Condom sex is like when you got a real bad cold and can't taste anything but you still eat because you hungry
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Thick Thigh Twitter always got a "HIM" stashed somewhere but "don't talk to nobody"
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If she got thick thighs she deserves whatever she wants
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You gotta sometimes send her that good morning text saying you appreciate her.
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Dear God Today bless my week, remind me to guard my space, to pray always, that laugher is good for my soul & that energy is vital. Amen🙏🏾
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Chicago bout to take over Mercedes Benz stadium today.
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Make your intentions crystal clear so we both don't waste our time.
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Your stretch marks will never get in the way of our love beautiful
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Nothing your new girl hate more than you defending your ex when she talk bad about her
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Y'all love calling people your "ex" on here after texting for a few months, & never seeing each other in person.
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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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20s*
Once you in your 40s condom days are over.
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Harold’s chicken for dinner
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