Canadian snark on US. chaos and world absurdities. 🇨🇦 Anti MAGA memes - Epstein truths - Follow for gentle laughs that occasionally bite. #CanadaFirst 🇨🇦

Joined February 2025
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Americans steal Venezuelan oil They steal Iraq oil They steal Spains win money like they scored the goal And they don’t even have healthcare! All this to feed the military corps and murder kids in far away lands Jesus!
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PM Mark Carney has confirmed he’s cutting ties with Musk and Starlink and heavily backing a $2.3 billion contract with Telesat Lightspeed. Musk and his mood swings has shown us who he is and we believe him.
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My statement on Albertans choosing to build a stronger Canada, together:
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Alberta is forever Canadian, 100% If the separatists have accomplished anything, it’s reigniting Canadian pride in Alberta 🇨🇦
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Donald Trump: If Democrats win, “You’re going to be thrown into a system where everyone gets healthcare.”
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Canada announces: Telesat, homegrown satellites, will be expanded and Starlink usage will soon be removed. This is what every country on earth should do asap.
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Ossoff: "Maybe you saw Trump so desperate that he's begging Putin for diesel. But listen to this -- at the very same time, the White House is brokering the sale of billions in Russian energy assets to people who fund the Trump family and the Trump campaign. Y'all remember Jared Kushner?"
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Canada is now considering banning Starlink outright. 😂🇨🇦💪
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The most Canadian thing you’ll see, RCMP officers just casually giving a police escort to a Cobra chicken and it’s babies 😂🇨🇦
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Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Donnie.
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Breaking: President Zelenskyy said he can prove that Starlink was deliberately slowed in Ukraine.
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Canada's federal government announced that hundreds of new satellites will be launched and added to our homegrown Telesat network to remove any dependency on Musk's Starlink network. Elon promptly backed separatist movements in three Canadian provinces.
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#Starlink works perfectly at 180km/h + in #Poland. In #Ukraine no such luck. Anything over 160km looses signal. So it’s not a technical glitch. It’s someone’s concrete decision. Unsurprisingly it comes when Ukraine armed forces were advancing on the frontlines
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#Starlink works perfectly at 180km/h + in #Poland. In #Ukraine no such luck. Anything over 160km looses signal. So it’s not a technical glitch. It’s someone’s concrete decision. Unsurprisingly it comes when Ukraine armed forces were advancing on the frontlines
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Meta has suddenly suspended the No Kings Instagram account in the middle of the No Kings' national day of action. This shocking censorship comes just weeks before the midterm election.
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Le Canada est le meilleur pays du monde. Un pays où l’on est libre d’être qui on veut. De dire ce que l’on pense. De pratiquer la religion de son choix. Et de vivre sa vie comme on l’entend. C’est ça, l’indépendance. C’est ça, la souveraineté.
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BREAKING: President Trump says Canada will "end up being the 51st state"
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Trump: Canada will end up being the 51st state
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The Northern Trap: How the U.S. is Already Framing Canada to Take the Fall for Their Loss- The United States is quietly building a dangerous narrative, setting Canada up to be the ULTIMATE fall country for foreign political interference. As the U.S. political landscape grows much more volatile day by day, American leaders are now preparing to point fingers across our border to excuse their own internal instability. By MAGA weaponizing minor diplomatic disagreements and twisting regular cross-border communications into "coercive actions," Washington is right now manufacturing a crisis. They are LITERALLY creating a paper trail to blame Canada for political meddling where absolutely NONE exists. Canada has zero interest in American domestic politics, yet the U.S. administration is using these setup tactics as a MASSIVE pressure lever to force economic and policy concessions. The Canadian government is already FULLY aware of this trap. This profound breach of trust explains why Ottawa is quietly engineering a rapid decoupling from the United States. We are cutting loose a the country south of our border that is showing the entire world what kind of hostile organization can do when it goes ahead with framing an innocent country to cover up their own upcoming political losses. We as Canadians, MUST stay alert to this reality. We are dealing with a U.S. administration that disrespects power and long serving partnerships. But Canada will NOT be your scapegoat, America. We stand united and fiercely independent. To the United States: Sort out your OWN democracy, because Canada will fight back against your false narratives every single step of the way. Your losses are not our problem. This is completely your issue. Don't involve us. 🇨🇦 #canpoli #cdnpoly #Canada #MAGA #Republicans #Midterms #trump
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