
#NAFOCanuckCalamity Euronadian, fuck MAGA, hates people loves animals, Ravenclaw, Childfree cat lady, no intention of curing my TDS or russiphobia
Langley, Virginia
Joined March 2017
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I've come up with a #NAFO oath. I'll post it below for anybody interested.
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I voted. It was horrific.
They made me get a sex change, study sharia law and identify foreign countries on a map.
Please, for the love of God, magats and vatniks stay home where you are safe.
Sparky in FellaLand🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇪🇪🇺 retweeted
This shit better say Lake Ontario by 9AM @Google @sundarpichai
Sparky in FellaLand🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇪🇪🇺 retweeted
Buckle up Beavis and Butthead. It’s going to be a rough couple of years.
Thank you ❤️ I'm so grateful for this @MarkJCarney I'm not Ukrainian, but I have never stopped supporting the sovereign nation of Ukraine. #SlavaUkraini
See my Joint Statement with @LenaMetlegeDiab and @vankayak on the participation of Russian and Belarusian athletes in international sport.
#NAFOFellas I'm currently at the theater watching swan lake being performed by the @GrandKyivBallet
Sparky in FellaLand🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇪🇪🇺 retweeted
Replying to @UaArtem
I have a few words that describes this ...
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DISGUSTING, IMMORAL, INHUMAN, EVIL, BRUTAL, SAVAGE, CRUEL, BARBARIC, MURDEROUS, GENECIDAL.
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THIS IS WHAT RUSSIA HAS BECOME UNDER PUTIN.
HE HAS THE BLOOD OF INNOCENT CIVILIANS ON HIS HANDS!
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Sparky in FellaLand🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇪🇪🇺 retweeted
As a result of the bacon supply incident and the following culling of Marv clones, it has turned out that Sex Tunnel 667 is NOT a sex tunnel covered with a Rita Hayworth poster but an escape tunnel, dug by Marv. Currently Marv's location is unknown.
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Hell yeah, that is awesome! The German Ice Hockey Federation is showing some balls.
Sparky in FellaLand🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇪🇪🇺 retweeted
Ukrainian servicemen awarded a cat with a "combat service certificate" after three months of serving on the frontlines.
Sparky in FellaLand🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇪🇪🇺 retweeted
Gonna give some free advice to @EA
• Apologize for being stupid
• sell the BioWare IPs
• Take the money
• Go back to making your microtransaction slop
• #SaveMassEffect will leave you alone
Sparky in FellaLand🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇪🇪🇺 retweeted
Listen up MAGA folks 🇺🇸⚠️
For years I tried having intelligent, respectful conversations with MAGA and far-right nationalists. Facts, history, arguments, explanations. Over and over again.
Now some of the same people tell me I’m “too aggressive,” I use bad words, I call people names, and ask why I can’t just have a nice intelligent conversation with them.
Seriously?
You voted for this shit three fucking times. You helped bring Trump, MAGA and everything that came with them into American politics. Now you’re complaining about prices, chaos, division and everything else, and suddenly you want me to politely convince you that maybe doing it again isn’t a great idea?
Go fuck yourselves!
I already had the intelligent conversation. You weren’t listening.





























