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. 𝐁𝐮𝐛𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐮𝐦 ── 𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡. ♡

“ I'm back food! Oops.. I mean people? ”

Here to ruin the day with lewdity and gluttony.

“As you said, I'm not all looks hun there's a brain in this head too... I'd be stupid to outright attack them but if friendly ole' twenty one dropped on by and their guard drops well... Snack time!~ ”

“ You're totally right... Should be looking for rare treats like Saiyans! ”

“ That's so boring! What else am I meant to eat? Basic food? Ugh... Where's the fun in that? ”

“ There's plenty of other planets filled with new treats... ~ We're not limited to one planet silly, don't you worry I've already thought of this. ”

“... Or and just hear me out.... I could walk into the middle of a city and have an utter feast and not even have to wait for cooking time!~ I'll even share with you. ”

“ Of course not! I would never... Okay, maybe I indulged and had a few 'snacks'~ ”

“ Hey, sorry was in a total food coma... You know how it is. ”

“ Ugh, he's such a hand full though.. ”

She could be though.

“ Mm, undecided as of yet. ”

“ This could be us... But you don't want to be eaten and wiped from existence. ”

... Snacks shouldn't run.

“ Snack time? Snack time. ”

“ Want a cream filling? ”

YAWN. One feeling snack buffet followed by a nice long nap was needed, she's back to cause trouble again now. “ Morning my little treats~... ”

“ Uh. . . Travel the universe looking for even more tasty sweets to eat? Heard there's a god of destruction running about, might say hi to them! ”

That doesn't sound tasty, she'll pass.