Benson Morales

I love you more than food itself. Just kidding, but I do love you a lot.

Yeah but we love food more than we love you and ourselves! lockerz.com/s/213232768

Mind blown! lockerz.com/s/212965700

Crazy night. lockerz.com/s/211526715

I have no balls, I'm neutered. Kim Kardashian would have no beauty....

It's hump day for me everyday.

Weekend is here! Time to party like a human!

Just picked up my new twitter name. So happy. I've been on the waitlist for this name for almost 3 years.

Why dont blind men skydive? Because it scares the shit out of the dog

He doesn't look happy.

STFU idiot! RT @DrLou84 Join me this Friday for @morenazo49 welcome to Fresno BBQ. DJ, vasing, steaks, lobster, gummy candy.

@RobDog_86 He who is most slow in making a promise is the most faithful in performance of it.

@RobDog_86 there is no better than adversity. Every defeat, every lesson, loss, contains its own seed it's own lesson on how to improve.

There are grounds for cautious optimism that we may now be the end of the search for the ultimate laws of nature.

One cannot argue with a mathematical theorem.

My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all.

@smoov_b grrr woof! Woof! ...jk I'm a talking dog! :)

The dancer or domestic abuser?

Yeah well I just caught your mistake. Listening to country "all week" It's only Monday.

He won a free ticket from the batch of 10. Then scratched that ticket and lost. Money down the drain. USA USA USA!