Cape Cod Douche

.@CapeCodFession hahaha biggest loser award goes to you ya fucking squid

Cape Cod Confessions hands down the gayest twitter page on the internet stop making up fake stories you clown

Cape cod summer is almost upon us

shout out to umass for being a massive funsucking cock and shutting down the biggest day drink of the year

Merry Christmas sluts

home for a month now it's time to "turn up" as the fags would say

since when has twitter become some giant sex diary? nobody cares how much you like sex...news flash EVERYONE LIKES SEX

Fuck finals week.

girls attending umass Amherst I accept sexual favors for weed

why do girls think it's cool/funny to be psychotic....nah

this is probably the craziest week I've ever experienced at umass. World Series yesterday and halloweekend now? #toomuch

umass sluts are out in full force tonight

who the fuck seriously uses the term "turn up" ?

UMass is gay for canceling EDM concerts then hiring Trinidad James to perform...equally gay that it is now called "The Halloween Turn Up"

if you stay at school for Columbus Day weekend you're a fucking squid

all of Kappa Kappa Gamma at Amherst could sit on my face

yoga pants everywhere on campus today it's like a parade

if @ImShmacked doesn't announce that they're coming to UMass soon i might have to fly out to Ohio State

I LOVE COLLEGE

kids think standing around a fire on the beach drinking beer is the definition of partying hard....you have no idea