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yeah I don’t come on here anymore. mostly active on discord/insta. https://xitter.gq/t.co/WltSPR3llA and https://xitter.gq/t.co/VEjY0i0apy

Portland, OR
Joined March 2009
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First new video in a while! “Why living in Portland kinda sucks…” Glad to be back, I’m hoping to make more stuff this summer!! Go give this video some love ❤️ why living in Portland kinda sucks... youtu.be/JUeN2HAZEW0
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This guy spent $20,000 to transform himself into a dog. #wtfnews Watch the full version on my Insta reels! instagram.com/Capndesdes Trying out this new format of WTF NEWS and making them more bite-sized! Lemme know what you think
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🌈NEON WONDERLAND🦄 All my links: solo.to/capndesdes
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NEW WTF NEWS!! Gwyneth Paltrow is back at it again…. Watch here: youtu.be/qpteTnaTChU
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Did a little Impromptu photoshoot while doing roller hockey the other day :) 🥅🏒 I don’t often post about my love of hockey but we’re just now entering the playoffs and I’m really hoping my team can stop being the laughing stock of the hockey world every year 😭 GO LEAFS GO!!
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Found this super pretty overlook park near my apartment so I had to do a little impromptu photoshoot
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Where does the hair end and the hat begin ?
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I just shidded and cumd
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What filling out job applications online feels like. 😂 Watch my new video!: youtu.be/EV2j9AVoFnQ
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“If you use your head, you won’t get fat even if you eat sweets” - L had a fun time doing this L from Death Note cosplay photoshoot on my Birthday! 🥳🎉🎂 Yes I’m aware the last photo I’m givin feet pic for free but feel free to support me on Patreon as a tip ;) link in bio!!
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By Order of the Boys of Bagley!! Lil photoshoot my friends and I did inspired by the Peaky Blinders :)
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🎃🎶Oh Somewhere deep inside of these bones... More photos of my Jack Skellington + a cover I did of Jack's Lament!
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My two favorite photos from my recent Jack Skellington Photoshoot :D
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🎃🦇HAPPY HALLOWEEN from Freddy, Jason and GhostFace! Can you pass my NEW Spooky Don't Laugh challenge?!! youtube.com/watch?v=uxUlvJrz…
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Walter's 52 birthday if Hank didn't need a shit
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Destery Smith retweeted
Loiscore 🤘
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🎃 🕸️ HAPPY SPOOKTOBER from Freddy 😘 boutta comeee into your dreams bb FULL PHOTOSHOOT + POSTER! Available for patrons!: patreon.com/capndesdes
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Nothing like a duet between Zelda games.
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