Travel writer specialising in cruise ships and cruise travel. Editor at Large, @WorldofCruising. Winner of @CLIAUK's Contribution to Cruise award, 2017

Joined February 2009
I am impressed with the way #R5 traffic reports today are referring to "a van which is on fire on the M20" to avoid any vampire scares – at South East, England
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To avoid confusion, BBC R5 traffic report is now referring to a "van which was on fire." No more vampire confusion
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Thank you, BBC R5 for clarifying on air that the problem on the M25 is a van fire "and not a vampire as some people thought we said earlier"
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According to BBC R5 traffic report, there's a vampire on the M25. Or it could be a van fire
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