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Capt Redbeard

@Capt_G_Redbeard

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Joined September 2012
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It's actually ableist of you to want your ADHD husband to stop being annoying. he's just stimming.
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Replying to @Calli_Baba
@Calli_Baba I don't pay much attention to sports but the Packers are going against your Falcons today. And if I've learned anything from your posts, we're gonna win.
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14 years of wasted time. #MyXAnniversary
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Playing a Yu-Gi-Oh Regional today with Sky Striker. Here's the list. Follow along to see how I lose each match.
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Round 1 - 0-2 vs Kewl Tune 🎲W Missed Raye gy effect g1 when my Zero got popped off Fydraulis. G2 I spent most of my interactions on one chain. Maybe too aggressive. Then Zero's summon/pop effect got negated. He had a lot of gas for a KT player.
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Just because a Canadian is the new Yu-Gi-Oh world champion?
Drew (@drewdyck) profile pictureDrew
@drewdyckAug 30
Tomorrow if your pastor does not condemn Canada from the pulpit, FIND A NEW CHURCH!!!
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The 2nd amendment covers reciprocal saws
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People are talking about flock cameras. They don't want the govt watching them that closely, condemning them for crimes they didn't do. But I know someone who's watching over us closer. He has his own flock he wants to shepherd not condemn... *Sits backward on chair*
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Someone outside must be smoking while cooking breakfast cuz something gave me a whiff of Denny's from when I was a kid
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If someone's backseat driving, can you get pulled over for imperative driving?
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Beach house 👎 Lake house 👍
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When is Kidz Bop going to do 100 gecs?
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New pet name just dropped. I've decided to call the wife "my Shire"
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Watching the scene of Anakin being freed in Episode 1 to celebrate Juneteenth
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Of course Australia got a yellow card. They're a bunch of criminals.
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Indiana, what's the meaning of this??
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.@dalepartridge I only got 3 hours of sleep and we're driving a young woman home from church. Is it ok if my wife drives so they can sit together and I don't endanger us?
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Live laugh love-esque decor, but make it a deathcore logo
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Trix brought back shapes, but left out the bright food dyes. This is because of woke.
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GALatians?! No, thank you. I'll read GUYations like a real man.
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