Just a simple man who grew up in the Midwest and ventured out West chasing a girl that became my wife…. occasionally stream… on https://xitter.gq/t.co/HL1J8Awvas
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#Wwe #WWERaw #wwesmackdown #Trending #viral
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If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you.
There will be no escape.
Holy shit….who is Cooper Pratt!!?? My lord! This guy is on 🔥 tonight and might have just sealed the deal for Milwaukee #WorldSeries
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Well that sucks….. 🤨. Congrats Minnesota. We musta slept on this bye week….. #iowahawkeyes
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The U.S. intelligence community has gathered information through various channels indicating that Iran has "substantially increased" efforts to target American officials abroad, according to a memo from Director of National Intelligence Jay Clayton. abcnews.link/CYD9ZMf
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"Good morning, gentlemen, the temperature is 110 degrees."
"Holy shit, it's Viper!"
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If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a Conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Liberal will delete it because he's "offended".
Can someone explain how seeing Cass constantly beat up Luchadors and Evans is somehow suppose to make him impressive? #WWERAW
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How the hell is Notre Dame still top 4?!?! Till they join a meaningful conference they should never be ranked above 20 until they prove they can beat a meaningful opponent
Did @ABC just show a Tenn fan smoking a blunt live on the celebration!? That didn’t look like a cigar to me 😂😂. Congrats Vols!
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All I’m going to say is Alabama better drop significantly tomorrow or all faith in “the system” will be lost. It will truly be bias without question. I don’t care if they had a bad day who they played. DROP #NCAARankings #APTop25
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Social media…. Never forget the insane amount of hatred for #Wolverine don’t believe a thing ANYONE is saying about #GTA6
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This weekend, our family experienced an unimaginable tragedy. My brother-in-law, Fed, passed away unexpectedly, leaving behind my sister and their three amazing boys.
There are no words to describe the heartbreak of losing a husband, a partner, and a father so suddenly. In the midst of trying to process this devastating loss, my sister is now facing the overwhelming reality of navigating life as a solo parent and a single-income household, all while helping her boys cope with the loss of their dad.
No family should have to face this kind of heartbreak, and no one should have to worry about how they will manage financially while trying to put the pieces of their lives back together.
We are asking for your help in supporting my sister and her boys during this incredibly painful and uncertain time. Any donation, no matter the amount, will help ease some of the financial burden and allow them the time and space they need to grieve, heal, and begin navigating this new reality.
If you are unable to donate, sharing this fundraiser and keeping our family in your thoughts means more than you know.
Thank you for showing up for my sister and my nephews when they need it most. Our family is heartbroken, but we are so grateful for the love and support surrounding them during this unimaginable time.
gofundme.com/f/support-the-l…
Well this would be a plus. I’ll buy both. Fuck it
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