@CaptainGaspar

Managed to duplicate my DNA. The clone has massive graphics upgrade,100% yapper processing power, random emotional reboots, requires frequent diaper hot-swaps

 Gaborone. Botswana
Joined March 2012
  • Tweets144K
  • Following1.6K
  • Followers8.6K
8.9KMedia
Gaspar retweeted
Team Botswana@BoiLilly6h
Because of SmartBots, I'll facilitate my webinar from Kgotla ya Goodhope tomorrow. This is session 1 focusing on Urban areas but information is still revelant for session 2 on Rural Heat Resilience.
5
1
13
452
God did a thing by making me a father. What an awesome God❤️
1
44
667
Gaspar retweeted
Team Botswana@BoiLilly5h
BRI will translate knowledge shared during these discussions into accessible campaigns, directly relaying actionable heat-protection guidance at local Kgotla and VDC meetings, & our school tree-planting & urban greening visits. us06web.zoom.us/meeting/regi… #ClimateResilience
Team Botswana@BoiLilly6h
Because of SmartBots, I'll facilitate my webinar from Kgotla ya Goodhope tomorrow. This is session 1 focusing on Urban areas but information is still revelant for session 2 on Rural Heat Resilience.
9
5
205
Legend in the making
Head Huncho@cinnamon_bumsOct 25
My younger brother hit up my friend😭😭😭 my brother also isnt afraid of older women and I just can't because that's my baby 😭I mean there are fine girls his age bathong😭
1
253
That midget never lied
LEGENDARY LADE! 🇳🇬
@LegendaryLadeOct 23
Drake steps out for his 40th birthday!🗽🔥
2
399
Dick Bayfort knows that Setso is who he thinks he is
Karabo Tebape@tebapekOct 23
I don’t think, generally, people will understand how brilliant my Adv. Is in court… Ke raa Rre Mokoti… Engaged him 3 times and zero defeats 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
1
615
Top of the morning
4
340
E kgeila di panty Miller& Co❤️
1
1
3
314
Ele wena o bona nkare ke tla go lapisa ka kgang ya tsenya order ya chow mein every Thursday
3
284
Not shocking, very much predictable behavior . We are taking Chow Mein Friday orders Today,
10
7
487
❤️
1
1
5
535
Rule number one of this house ,do not bother the botherer if it is not bothering
1
2
7
463
IPSEITY. November 6th. no long talk, fwm!
16
3
20
774
2026 Meek Mill rapping like he hasn’t has a meal in ages
1
178
CIPS level 6
Chrome Hearts@tom_papersOct 21
Mosadi ke Medicine kana LLB.
2
3
384
O kgabile Mmadikolo, dialogane, batho ba apere phuraphura tsa mohutso wa phatlha. Ba tsile go amogela seetsele sa thuto ,selo se sa jewe boswa. Enne sala le nna, mpepu wa go tlhabolola matshelo. Le khutsana e bona lepai,selo se thuto mmoloki, otla masiela
11
49
1,725
Ke shorta ka sticker fela tse 4 tsa Spar
1
164
Batswana ba dipuo, ne ke tlotlela tsala yame gore ke batla go reka eng, ke fa a re “ go tla re o tlhwafalele go rekisa chow mein thata”😂😂😂😂
2
1
3
30
2,841
Every birthday deserves a little extra sweetness! Our Mini Cake & 5 Cupcake Set is perfect for making their special day unforgettable. 🎂 Mini Cake + 5 Cupcakes 🕯️ Candle + Birthday Card 🎀 Bow on the box All for P600! Send us a message to order. WhatsApp: 77 968 088
4
3
102
Yes
Gaspar@CaptainGasparOct 20
We never doubted government’s ability to garner monetary backing.The problem was that,public coffers were being plundered to fatten a cabal of associates,leaving the true aspirations of our citizenry utterly neglected.Let this remain indelibly etched upon the UDC’s consciousness
1
2
699
Load more