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𝓒𝒂𝓹𝓽𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝓚𝒂𝓵𝒂𝓷𝒋𝒊 🇿🇼@CaptainKalvmx1Oct 4

MTN: “Bring your proof of residence” South Africans :

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Handisirini_@handisirin8h

"Hi MakD ndine chi EP cheku Geo Pomona chandirikuda kubuditsa but ndingone $5 ye agenda" MakD

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V.Roy🐐@lohdlingz7h

Pane chinonzi Quality over quantity.Umwe anotora nguva yake atipe 1 good song umwe anenge ane 1 good song pa 10 manumber 😌

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McAuthur Lokie✨️@mcauthur_lokieNov 13

Ndiri 2.1, I went to Hre to see my gf at UZ unannounced. Found her with a Byo guy who drives a GD6. Didn't have money to return to Gweru so they drove me back. Must say I don't blame her, that car is something else 😭. The guy is actually nice too; he bought some food on the way.

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elder_shambare🇿🇼@tashboy01Nov 12

Seeing the trucks you struggled to overtake pass you again because your wife needs to pee.

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@the_marcoli_boyNov 12

Diomande assist Bellingham assist Fermin resit😭

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𝑺 𝑳 𝑼 𝑮 𝑮 𝑬 𝑹🇿🇼@AshleyTin0223h

Dear Alcohol I'm okay with you making me speak english, but do I really have to call my Ex??😒

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mukanya🐒@mukanya_wacho22h

😂😂😂😂one khule vanopedza

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mukanya🐒@mukanya_wachoNov 13

Ndingoti garei ndisina data ndodzoka mandikanganwa panapa

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MuKoMaNa WeMaDeAls🇿🇼(stanaz)

@staneve02Nov 12

"Wakambodhakwa kusvika level rekutya kuenda paden kuna momz"😂

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MuKoMaNa WeMaDeAls🇿🇼(stanaz)

@staneve02Nov 13

"Kana akaba flash zvesure,akarova big move this is big"🔥🙏

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Colonel Gaddaffi🇿🇼🇲🇼@gaddaffiWNov 12

“What is a verb?” Apa unenge wasiya calculator kumba Haa Geo anga ari ma1😹🙌🏾

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JuventusFC 🇬🇧🇺🇸

@juventusfcen8 Dec 2020

We kept our word: we brought it! 📖🐐🔥

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JuventusFC 🇬🇧🇺🇸

@juventusfcen28 Oct 2020

Replying to @FCBarcelona

You probably looked it up in the wrong dictionary. We'll bring you the right one at Camp Nou 🔍📖

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𝑺 𝑳 𝑼 𝑮 𝑮 𝑬 𝑹🇿🇼@AshleyTin02Nov 12

Tweet rine 12hrs, 18 retweets then 24 likes. mukumboita seiko pano

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MuKoMaNa WeMaDeAls🇿🇼(stanaz)

@staneve02Nov 12

"I think ndajamba period" Reply as the guy😅

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King of Stars🌟@frankstar37258Nov 11

Did you know ma DJ akawanda mu Zim kudarika isu ma carpenter, kungoti isu hatihwande hedu😂😂😂 "Hapadi vanhu vari slow apa"

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Handisirini_@handisirinNov 11

Officer: Maswera sei murikubvanepi Mugaratia: tirikubva kupurazi Officer: tokumbirawo uvhure boot Mugaratia:

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MuKoMaNa WeMaDeAls🇿🇼(stanaz)

@staneve02Nov 11

"Hello mukoma tiri vatumwa tabva kuJehova's Witness"😂

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MuKoMaNa WeMaDeAls🇿🇼(stanaz)

@staneve02Nov 11

"Ramba uchiita kunge bridge kudaro,akuda kurukwa ndiwe kwete ini"😂

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𝑺 𝑳 𝑼 𝑮 𝑮 𝑬 𝑹🇿🇼@AshleyTin02Nov 11

"Am on my way" says a Zimbabwean still taking a shower😂

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Pagga_wEmaFacTS📌@pagga_zwNov 11

small accounts after sending 500 replies and getting 5 likes and 2 reposts😂😂

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