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Another voice shouting into this bleak digital abyss of stupidity and dopamine addiction.

Joined June 2023
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The fanfare they’re making over this just enhances the insult. It’s like handing a waiter a 50p tip and loudly telling them to not spend it all at once.
🚨NEW: Andy Burnham has announced that import tariffs will be removed on more than 100 products, including things like baked beans, chocolate and gherkins, to save households an estimated £21 on their food shop per year
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Using guilt and shame to get people to make sacrifices you’d never make yourself is one of the worst forms of manipulation.
‘I am utterly DISGUSTED by your rampant, pathetic cowardice.’ Former Metropolitan Police detective Peter Bleksley BLASTS @alexarmstrong after he suggested he wouldn’t fight for his country.
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Only Piers Morgan could have a show where he interviews murderers and still be the most morally repugnant and unlikeable person in the room.
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“All art is political” No it isn’t. You’re just boring and can’t enjoy anything unless you’re being constantly validated.
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Captain Meh retweeted
Dear Politicans, no one gives a shit about your 4 day wankfests in towns you've destroyed where minging activists treat you like rock stars. You might think you delivered a belting speech, but we still all think you're cunts.
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Real translation: I have enough problems to deal with and trying to talk about politics with someone usually results in them becoming hysterical and aggressive. You don’t want to hear my opinion, you just want to hear your opinion coming out of my mouth.
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Trump could come out with “I love eating shit sandwiches. I think they’re great, actually” and Catturd and this dude would prattle on like they got one over on anyone who doesn’t like eating shit. Must be tiring to have to find a way to agree with everything he says or does.
President Trump in Ireland, sitting with Taoiseach Micheál Martin: He’d “love” to see Ireland unified. “It’s going to happen eventually.” “I think it would be a great thing.” Cue the British panic, the unionist freakout, and the same media that lectures America about “norms” suddenly discovering diplomacy is hard. Meanwhile he’s at Doonbeg for the Irish Open on Day 2 like a man who actually likes the country he’s visiting. Say what you want about the politics, at least he doesn’t hide behind a script.
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25 years later since that horrible day. When everything changed for the worse. There are no words to describe how much I want these towers and the world they belonged to back.
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3rd place is just a glorified friendly but if Wales had won it, we’d never hear the end of it and you’d have probably got a bank holiday like Scotland did for beating Haiti.
Replying to @xIICrocodileIIx
That 3rd place game has zero relevancy. I’ve seen pre season games with more intensity
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Ronaldo fans: you were right. I was wrong. This guy is a rat.
This is the guy you are say is humble. There is no short humble man anywhere in the world.
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Captain Meh retweeted
HEY MIREN TODOS ESE ES EL PAÍS QUE SE RÍE DE TODOS VAMOS A REIRNOS DE EL AHORA ¡SALUDA A LA GENTE! ¡MANDALES BESITOS!
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FIFA to investigate Argentina as they make another Falklands gesture by having no shots on target.
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Football won
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What’s got two ears and just cost their country the World Cup?
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Breaking: rioting has broken out in Buenos Aires. Buildings and cars destroyed causing approximately 73 pence (or 5 billion pesos) worth of damage.
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Too shit to win your own rigged tournament. Disgracing yourselves once again by fighting the better team that beat you. Messi finished. Falklands still British. And now you get to come back to play in England, pay taxes for our armed forces, and get bullied all season.
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Nothing wrong with that goal and of course VARgentina don’t even look at it. It’s just so shockingly blatant now.
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“Just in case you didn’t think that halftime show was enough of an affront to your senses, here’s a full 5 minutes of us sucking our own dick” The BBC, ladies and gentlemen.
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