michael
Brooklyn, NY
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I’m sorry but saying someone was “pervy” at the playboy mansion is like saying someone was “pervy” at a strip club
Crystal Harris, the widow of Hugh Hefner, called this ‘SNL’ alum ‘one of the biggest pervs’ to visit the Playboy Mansion: ‘At the parties, he’d be the lurker.’ ew.com/crystal-harris-names-…
Unreal he wasn’t retired already. Absolutely legendary stuff he was able to do. I took it for granted growing up assuming there would always be some little dude in the league. The current shortest player is a full FIVE inches taller than Muggsy
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This Rock run was like a deadbeat dad coming around and taking his kid to a theme park before disappearing again.
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People’s Sexiest Man Alive day always enthralls me, because suddenly a horde of people passionately act like someone who looks like Noah Wyle is a deformed troll who lives under a bridge
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And @elonmusk ive been to Africa four times. I love Africa. I’ve always wanted to have an African man. Let’s make a mixed baby. Youre African! I’m American. AFRICAN AMERICAN 🤍
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the concept of publicly revealing that someone would kill themselves if the information you’re revealing publicly is revealed publicly
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I like this song , video and Project Pay but it’s too bad that Church’s Chicken sucks ass. Lowest tier fast food fried chicken
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this is like if a hollywood director admitted he didn’t know what a camera does
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every year this website goes up in arms when the magazine for middle aged women gives the sexiest man award to a middle aged man
The dad is the Italian one, not the mom. The relationship is pretty common in the tri state area. The pizza-bagel connection. Basically it works because while Jewish and Italian men are very different, Jewish and Italian women are basically the same
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me siento como Kanye cuando le dio psicosis y puso a Jorge el curioso y a su propia hija en su lista de enemigos
Yeah they were so universally loved that a major character in the first movie had like three lines in the other two
